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 Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 14:22

On behalf of the Scottish Football Supporters Association :

If you want the beautiful game to stay beautiful, help us get rid of its ugly side. As Scotland's only independent football fans' organisation, we're doing everything we can to make the game better. If every football fan in Scotland sends us £1, we will show the beautiful side of the game where fans of all clubs unite to help our partners at Social Bite eliminate homelessness. If you'd like to help, chuck £1 our way. Here's how: Go to: https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/SFSA


Thank you.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 14:44

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 14:48

I'm guessing they meant, be a t*ss*r and toss us some coin.
Take out the don't and it nearly works.

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Westies squint kicks  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 15:02

I think the message is " Dont be a t*ss*r, throw it at us "
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: wetherby  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 15:03

This is a fundraising exercise to help the homeless. Why act all offended when its clearly a funny headline to grab attention. Are you for real?
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Big Marcus  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 17:18

genius alert.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 19:05

Ha ha !
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 21:49

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Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 21:51

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Superally  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 21:56

I think it is a funny headline, but WORST's response is hysterical



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:04

Worst ...go and pour yersel a wee dram, sit back take a wee sip then look back at yer posts .Calm doon min :-)



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:10

Ref: WORST
Tue 4 Dec 21:51


<<<Funny headline? Please enlighten me as to the humour in this title. (bet you can’t) >>>

Parrot, Westies and Wetherby have explained the idea quite well.

Gee WORST, I know you're often controversial and I like you being on the forum because you've got plenty of worthwhile things to say, but this isn't one of them.

It's Buffy for Pars' sake, who we all know and love.

D'you think she had the slightest intention to offend?

Get with it.


Don't be a - (woops - almost likened you to a person of nationality often lampooned for their lack of a sense of humour.)



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: DA-go Par Adonis  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:12

Every month on the podcast we pick up on a thread from the fans' forum.

This could be in with a shout.

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:33

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:42

Nearly hit their target. Hope they make more

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 22:51

IMO it's probably a spelling error and should read DOSSER

You know what autocorrects like

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 23:20

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Big Marcus  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 23:27

Can't win a debate with a daft person, they never know that they're beaten.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: DrumRoad  
Date:   Tue 4 Dec 23:48

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon................
No matter how good you are, the bird is going to sh1t on the board and strut around like it won anyway



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: GG4  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 00:20

Lol ^
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 00:29

Well done Wetherby for the donation and for callin yersel' "Wetherby Pars" on the list of supporters so the world knows what a swell bunch Pars fans are.


https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/SFSA

I tried sleepin' rough a few times. Got' locked oot ma bedsit and once I was hitch-hikin' and got stranded near Glasgow. Another time me and ma girlfriend got stranded hitchin' back from Glastonbury. Even wi a lovely young woman it's feckin' cr*p tryin' tae sleep under a bush. And one o' the worst things on earth is havin' tae work the next day. Murder!

Nearly everybody deserves a warm bed.



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: renegade master  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 00:47

Be very careful guys when Worst hits the abuse button! My recent Yellow was because I called him a vessel that travels to the moon and he reported me! The red came because I asked admin if they were serious!

However this is a very worthwhile cause and a great way to get attention it's almost like Saachi and Saachi tag line it invites you to look and learn and great ploy!

Unfortunately those who are easily offended will look to offended bit like the Irn Bru advert featuring Fanny! ❄️❄️❄️
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: rossmcno1  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 01:53

It’s to do with the recent trend of coin tossing from some fans in Scottish football. As in rather than toss £1 coin at the ref or linesman or manager, toss it to charity.

some of the posts in this thread are embarrassing.



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 06:05

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: back oh the net  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 06:08

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WORST, Tue 04 Dec 21:49

So Buffy, does that make me, or anyone else who can’t or won’t pay into this a “t*ss*r?”
If so? Then that is a very insulting comment to make, if not? Then at least explain what you mean by that thread title.


Nah you will still be a t*ss*r even if you pay into it hope this helps Stevie

Come on ye pars ⚽️
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 06:24

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 07:12

Nice one Drum Road . . .very apt in this thread too !
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 11:46

"It’s to do with the recent trend of coin tossing from some fans in Scottish football. As in rather than toss £1 coin at the ref or linesman or manager, toss it to charity."

Thanks for clarifying - now it all makes sense
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Gem 1977  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 13:19

What a state to get in, over the title of a thread!!

Here's to the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence.
Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: back oh the net  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 17:12

no stevie i was actually sitting in the canteen at work when i typed that up

Come on ye pars ⚽️
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 17:52

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: back oh the net  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 20:05

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WORST, Wed 05 Dec 17:52

Ah! So you had to wait on someone else coming into the canteen then. Hope you got up and started sweeping the floor when that someone came in?


Sweeping the floor is the cleaners job no mine mate keep trying though

Come on ye pars ⚽️
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 20:27

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: renegade master  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 20:38

Topic Originator: WORST
Date: Wed 5 Dec 20:27

Oh! Gee this is awkward.
Don’t worry, BOTN, if you work really really hard, show that you’re really really keen to learn, and you’ll keep yer nose clean tae mind, then one day the cleaner might let you have a shot at the floor sweeping.

Stick in there champ, you’ll earn a shot o that brush one day.



Come on then Stevie, what makes you so high and mighty that gives you the right to belittle peoples jobs.

To try and mock someone for being a cleaner is absolutely awful, it's crass and totally out of order. Think of where we would be be without the hard working cleaners all over the world I really think this has shown you in a new light.

I have team of hard working cleaner working for me who take pride in their work and BTW they nearly all earn over or close to £30k a year, have company vehicles with pensions and other perks!



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: HalbeathRoad  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 20:48

Dreadful stuff from Stevie. Straight from the gutter.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Superally  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:03

So much moral outrage he has posted on this 8 times already!

Up from 70 to 3029 views atm too
Buffy will be indebted for the promotion for a good cause :)





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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Big Marcus  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:03

Idiot savant minus the savant.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: DRFC_no1  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:11

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Frank Butchers LoveHandles  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:16

What an absolute plum.

Awight Pat!
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:22

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:39

Jesus christ min. . . .what a fanny to make of yersel.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: HalbeathRoad  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:42

What a shambles.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: DA-go Par Adonis  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:42

This thread should be printed out, put in a capsule and buried.

If future generations ever invent a machine that can travel back in time, they can show this to the guy that invented the internet. Hopefully it will stop him in his tracks.

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Rusty Shackleford  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:45

The irony of all this given the thread title
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: renegade master  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:53

Chortle
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:56

Quote:

Rusty Shackleford, Wed 5 Dec 21:45

The irony of all this given the thread title


Buffy, please don't start a thread saying Be a t*ss*r as I dread to think what would be posted on that one 😀
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 21:59

This thread is an absolute cringe fest. It makes me long for the days when Slim Hoolie, Honk, Peter and Dougie Dave were regular contributors and we would be party to some quite sublime humour at times. This is what we are left with on here. The utter dregs
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Berry  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 22:01

*shakes heed*
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 22:22

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DA-go Par Adonis, Wed 5 Dec 21:42

This thread should be printed out, put in a capsule and buried.

If future generations ever invent a machine that can travel back in time, they can show this to the guy that invented the internet. Hopefully it will stop him in his tracks.


Cracking idea for a film.
Wait... It's been done... Hasn't it? 🤔



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Topic Originator: renegade master  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 22:34

Topic Originator: red-star-par like | nolike Like: 1
Date: Wed 5 Dec 21:59

This thread is an absolute cringe fest. It makes me long for the days when Slim Hoolie, Honk, Peter and Dougie Dave were regular contributors and we would be party to some quite sublime humour at times. This is what we are left with on here. The utter dregs

It was the was the report abuse button and the fact that certain poster(s) would give it out and hit the that button when anything came back. The over moderating and unfair bias that drove away the best posters from this site.

They are still here but don't post and will be wetting themselves at posts on this thread!
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: AdamAntsParsStripe  
Date:   Wed 5 Dec 22:36

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red-star-par, Wed 5 Dec 21:59

This thread is an absolute cringe fest. It makes me long for the days when Slim Hoolie, Honk, Peter and Dougie Dave were regular contributors and we would be party to some quite sublime humour at times. This is what we are left with on here. The utter dregs


Spot on.

If you only turn up to moan then do it elsewhere
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Boston Red Sox  
Date:   Thu 6 Dec 05:47

Think this guy needs professional help not ridicule


Same rules apply
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: Superally  
Date:   Thu 6 Dec 15:46

Strange I read a post that was there this morning and isn't now? I thought Admin deleted just the content but not remove them?



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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: HalbeathRoad  
Date:   Thu 6 Dec 15:58

Admin remove posts all the time. Seen it happen on numerous occasions.
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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: beaston  
Date:   Thu 6 Dec 16:54

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 Re: Don’t be a Tosser!
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Thu 6 Dec 17:05

Quote:

HalbeathRoad, Thu 6 Dec 15:58

Admin remove posts all the time. Seen it happen on numerous occasions.


You are correct.
But only if the post needs deleting.
We don't delete posts just for fun ye ken...
Just for info 😉



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