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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 09:19
Me.
I have decided that if and when the position becomes vacant, I will apply.
I have a fail proof plan.
As I know nothing much about tactics, I don't need to pay much attention to the game. I will simply walk around a bit flapping my wings and gesturing, whilst consulting dotnet for plan A, B and C if required.
Team will be picked for me in advance and I'll just shout whatever the experts on dotnet advise me to do.
Fricken simple. Don't know how nobody has thought on it before.
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Topic Originator: gordi-b
Date: Mon 29 Mar 09:35
At least you flap your wings , our present incumbent just stands there accepting defeat. go for it
G.B
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Topic Originator: auldpar
Date: Mon 29 Mar 09:35
Recently, I read a biography of Graeme Souness. He tells of approaching Bob Paisley early in his Liverpool career to ask him how he wanted him to play, what tactics etc. Apparently, Paisley told him he and the team were just to get out there and play - they didn`t need any instructions from him!
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 09:59
Quote:
gordi-b, Mon 29 Mar 09:35
At least you flap your wings , our present incumbent just stands there accepting defeat. go for it
I could jump up and down on my perch too. Im sure that will be worth a few extra points per season.
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Topic Originator: JTH123
Date: Mon 29 Mar 10:42
You're all squawk and no action 😉
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Topic Originator: wee eck
Date: Mon 29 Mar 11:26
You would do well to follow the advice on .net, PARrot. The vast majority of critics on here have never lost a game, recruited or selected the wrong players, chosen the wrong formation, made the wrong substitutions etc.
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Topic Originator: gordi-b
Date: Mon 29 Mar 11:32
Most people just have their own opinion whats wrong with the club , im sure thats what a forum is for .
G.B
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Topic Originator: wee eck
Date: Mon 29 Mar 11:52
Of course it is but the norms of civility and decency shouldn`t be ignored just because we`re discussing football. It`s sometimes seems as if people are criticising characters in a soap opera rather than real people.
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Topic Originator: gordi-b
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:04
Agreed some fans do go a bit far .
G.B
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:11
Or you could be player manager .. you could be a winger .. :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: 1970par
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:42
Well at least you have a plan Parrot
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Topic Originator: Sliema Par
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:52
You want to have a Manager with grit certainly.
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Topic Originator: GG Riva
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:56
Quote:
Sliema Par, Mon 29 Mar 12:52
You want to have a Manager with grit certainly.
I want a manager who sucks seeds. If Parrot dispenses with his gnashers, he'll get my vote.
Not your average Sunday League player.
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Mon 29 Mar 12:57
Imagine a player getting a dressing down from Parot - up before the beak !!!
Post Edited (Mon 29 Mar 13:37)
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:07
Quote:
Buspasspar, Mon 29 Mar 12:11
Or you could be player manager .. you could be a winger .. :)
...or I could be an agent and feather my nest.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:09
Quote:
GG Riva, Mon 29 Mar 12:56
Quote:
Sliema Par, Mon 29 Mar 12:52
You want to have a Manager with grit certainly.
I want a manager who sucks seeds. If Parrot dispenses with his gnashers, he'll get my vote.
Want tae shay that again mishter?
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:12
Quote:
veteraneastender, Mon 29 Mar 12:57
Imagine a player getting a dreesing down from Parrot - up before the beak !!!
I wonder if the squad has a pecking order.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:16
I promise to be constantly on the lookout for talonted young players. I should be able to connect with some high flyers.
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:39
Did you ever frequent the "cage" at EEP back in the day ?
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Topic Originator: Par
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:54
The manager interviews would be a bit repetitive.....
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Mon 29 Mar 13:57
That was a cheep remark !!!
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 14:10
Quote:
veteraneastender, Mon 29 Mar 13:39
Did you ever frequent the "cage" at EEP back in the day ?
Aye but I had to stop. Somebody kept flinging a big blanket over it.
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Topic Originator: Sliema Par
Date: Mon 29 Mar 14:10
Would the team beak too soon?
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 15:10
Ill take 3 seasons to develop the European cup winning sqwauk - oops! I mean squad, and write a book about each season.
Should be an epic Trill ogy.
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Mon 29 Mar 15:12
Surprised .Net is your social media of choice. I thought you'd be better Tweeting about plans as grandiose as these.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 15:23
Quote:
londonparsfan, Mon 29 Mar 15:12
Surprised .Net is your social media of choice. I thought you'd be better Tweeting about plans as grandiose as these.
"Silence!" .... "I quill you!"
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Topic Originator: parsfan97
Date: Mon 29 Mar 15:33
PARrot I’d be less concerned about who the next manager will be if I was you, and more concerned that you’re probably a grown man pretending to be a parrot which is quite alarming
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 16:31
Quote:
parsfan97, Mon 29 Mar 15:33
PARrot I’d be less concerned about who the next manager will be if I was you, and more concerned that you’re probably a grown man pretending to be a parrot which is quite alarming
Either that or I'm a grown parrot pretending to be a man. I haven't figured which yet.
BTW, you don't stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing. Never lose contact with your inner child old chap.
Post Edited (Mon 29 Mar 16:32)
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Mon 29 Mar 16:56
Quote:
PARrot, Mon 29 Mar 15:23
Quote:
londonparsfan, Mon 29 Mar 15:12
Surprised .Net is your social media of choice. I thought you'd be better Tweeting about plans as grandiose as these.
"Silence!" .... "I quill you!"
Always a hard man hiding behind a pen name on the internet.
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Mon 29 Mar 16:59
Tenuous I know!
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 18:34
It can be difficult sometimes working out if someone on here is joking or serious.
I just dont get where the last two posts come from.
The running theme was comments with bird references. I used a well known catchphrase from Achmed The Dead Terrorist (a ventroloquists dummy) and swapped a bird part for one of the words and someone gets all serious and challengy.....whats that all about?
A hardman behind a pen name!!!!!!
Business name and logo prominently featured on dotnet for years. Aye incognito right enough.
Still scratching my head about the hardman bit.
Insane, or did I miss something?
Tenuous, eh?
What where why when how?????
Think I must have missed something.
Post Edited (Mon 29 Mar 18:36)
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Topic Originator: DA-go Par Adonis
Date: Mon 29 Mar 18:40
If you think you've missed something, probably best to wait a while and get it confirmed.
You know, rather than go on a mad rant that could make you look a bit crazy.
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I love it when we go sell Kevin Nisbet,
He's gonna pay for everyone this season.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 18:44
I think I sussed it lol. Female swan. It was a wee bit tenuous but it got me crowing.
Humble apologies London...., I thought id touched a nerve and got a bad reaction.
Perched with my head wedged under my wing now.
Post Edited (Mon 29 Mar 19:36)
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Mon 29 Mar 21:33
It was quil and pen worked into a faux angry reply. Pretty terrible. I apologise.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 29 Mar 23:31
Nae need for your apology. Im the tit.
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Mon 29 Mar 23:36
I got the Ahmed the Terrorist reference 😉
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Tue 30 Mar 01:08
Quote:
londonparsfan, Mon 29 Mar 23:36
I got the Ahmed the Terrorist reference 😉
Lol hilarious eh? Peanut and Bubba. J. Too.
Walter is too much like me.
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Topic Originator: piepar
Date: Tue 30 Mar 14:10
Good luck on your fledgling career
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Topic Originator: Kaiser
Date: Tue 30 Mar 21:15
I expect to see Parrot and Disco Deek in the dugout for the remaining games.
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