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 New League sponsor
Topic Originator: king lad  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 10:00

Cinch becomes the new official league sponsor of the SPFL until 25/26 season. Can't wait to watch the Cinch Championship...
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: Sliema Par  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 10:20

While quick to welcome the most lucrative ever deal for all four Divisions over the next five seasons; I trust we will not have to endure the innuendo laden adverts featuring the ubiquitous Rylan Clark Neal.

They have been a feature of Cinch car adverts with complaints going to the Advertising Standards Authority.

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: wetherby  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 10:36

had to google Cinch to see who they were . Then I realised why I had never heard of them..as soon as I see that individual I change channels /mute !!!!!

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: MDCCCLXXXV  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 10:56

Bodywork is alright but not much going on under the bonnet🤪🤪

Sorry guys couldn't resist

East End Park is a symbol of all that is DAFC.
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 11:55

Hmmmm Cinch and SPFL. Somehow doesn’t match.
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: Row_ZZ  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 12:54

Big daft Rylan to present us with the trophy when we win the league?

I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times)
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: da_no_1  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 13:52

Sliema were you force fed pages of Rogets Thesaurus as a bairn?

"Some days will stay a 1000 years, some pass like the flash of a spark"
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 13:53

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Row_ZZ, Thu 10 Jun 12:54

Big daft Rylan to present us with the trophy when we win the league?


In keeping with the spirit of the innuendo laden adverts he will be presenting us with a big, shiny one and encouraging us to give it a good polish regularly
Ooh err missus
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 15:09

Cinch aren't new. They're British Car Auctions (the folks who run the market at Kinross and various other locations). They also own WeBuyAnyCar.com

The way it used to work was that Peter Vardy, Arnold Clark etc would punt the crap trade-ins to BCA to get rid. They could also buy the better cars from BCA to sell on their forecourts. All seems fine. What Cinch is doing is cutting out those garages and selling directly to punters. So you don't go along to Arnold Clark, test drive, haggle and buy. You go online, click a few buttons and the car is delivered to your door. If it's a dog you can return it within 14 days. No dealers, no haggling. Good for the customer, bad for garages.
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: 1970par  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 16:30

Clinch the Cinch

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 16:43

"Sliema were you force fed pages of Rogets Thesaurus as a bairn?"

Sliema was a Falkirk fan in a previous existence ?

Wait until that becomes public knowledge.......................

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: Sliema Par  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 17:29

All because I can spell "definitely".............

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 18:42

Or "there" and "their"...............?

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 19:05

Quote:

Sliema Par, Thu 10 Jun 10:20

While quick to welcome the most lucrative ever deal for all four Divisions over the next five seasons; I trust we will not have to endure the innuendo laden adverts featuring the ubiquitous Rylan Clark Neal.

They have been a feature of Cinch car adverts with complaints going to the Advertising Standards Authority.


Here's me thinking innuendo laden features died with the likes of Benny Hill. . .but this is ok cos Rylan is gay, right ?
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 19:24

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MikeyLeonard, Thu 10 Jun 19:05

Quote:

Sliema Par, Thu 10 Jun 10:20

While quick to welcome the most lucrative ever deal for all four Divisions over the next five seasons; I trust we will not have to endure the innuendo laden adverts featuring the ubiquitous Rylan Clark Neal.

They have been a feature of Cinch car adverts with complaints going to the Advertising Standards Authority.


Here's me thinking innuendo laden features died with the likes of Benny Hill. . .but this is ok cos Rylan is gay, right ?


It's okay if he is the one pumping out the innuendo, but please refrain from making any comments about going to the rear and examining his exhaust pipe which could be considered homophobic
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Thu 10 Jun 20:20

I don't think anything in the adverts in particularly naughty and it wouldn't matter if the person were gay, straight, bi or whatever. The jokes are things like saying the car was a "snip" after a couple end up with an unexpected pregnancy.
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: wee eck  
Date:   Mon 14 Jun 17:48

I see Cinch are also the main sponsors of the tennis tournament at Queens Club this week. They must be making a big promotional push on all fronts.

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: shrek par  
Date:   Mon 14 Jun 18:13

Been following the rise of the likes of cinch cazoo etc. They're all funded by venture capitalists and burning through cash at an impressive rate. They are also very coy about the return rates on vehicles.Another thing they are also being coy about is the cost per unit on advertising and promotion, currently looking like it may be the next Internet business bubble potentially. Funnily enough the car trade hates them for the reasons above but they are fighting back. The model is sustainable at the moment due to cars selling at above CAP prices, but if demand drops, there will be a lot of stock sitting with a high unit cost....

Admin.
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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: Sliema Par  
Date:   Mon 14 Jun 18:28

Like the Dutch Tulip Bubble of 1637.

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 Re: New League sponsor
Topic Originator: THE_TECHNICIAN  
Date:   Mon 14 Jun 19:09

For Schurre.

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