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 Uri Geller
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 20:27

Uri Geller spoon bending powers


Magician Uri Geller struck again today as he claimed he can help Scotland beat England in tomorrow`s Euros fixture.

The British-Israeli personality is known for claiming to have influence over various high profile events, including securing Boris Johnson`s victory in the 2019 General Election.

Today, speaking to Lorraine from Tel Aviv, Uri, armed with a Scotland jersey, Uri said he would summon the spirit of Robert The Bruce and use his energised spoons to give Scotland the win.

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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 20:30

Well it made me laugh

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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 20:31

I was worried we might lose tomorrow but now we have Uri Geller and the spirit of a leper fighting our corner.
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: TigerPar  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 21:27

How have previous events that he’s predicted gone? For or against his prediction?
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: MDCCCLXXXV  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 21:40

Robert the Bruce, do you think he could play in goals?

East End Park is a symbol of all that is DAFC.
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Thu 17 Jun 21:43

If at first you don’t succeed, try try try try try again. You might eventually win….
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Fri 18 Jun 15:12

Quote:

MDCCCLXXXV, Thu 17 Jun 21:40

Robert the Bruce, do you think he could play in goals?


Did he no play for Queens Park? I remember reading something about a spider.

So we play 0 5 6 then.
Nae need for a separate defence, we just attack with a schiltron.



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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: Leamington_sPAR  
Date:   Fri 18 Jun 18:28

I put more trust in the octopus 🐙
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Fri 18 Jun 22:04

Felt Uri was the weak link tonight.
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 Re: Uri Geller
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Fri 18 Jun 22:32

I thought he said we would win. Tool! He can shove his spoons where the sun doesn’t shine 😂.
Well done Scotland.
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