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 Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: parsparspars  
Date:   Wed 4 May 20:08

According to this commentator boy

Unfortunately we are rank rotten on grass and Astro 🤣

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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Sat 7 May 12:10

You`ll have heard the old joke - a prominent American baseball player was asked if he preferred grass to an artifical playing surface ?

He replied that he`d never smoked astro turf.

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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 7 May 12:25

That`s the stuff boys, let`s have a gid warm-up act afore the fun starts. Could we have majorettes and a man gettin` fired oot a cannon?

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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sat 7 May 12:36

The man oot the cannon left last week oautp
Still looking for a man of his calibre to replace him :-))

We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 7 May 13:03

Mons Meg is 520 mm caliber, Busspass. D`ye ken onybody that likes a thrill, wi` a twenty inch waist?



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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sat 7 May 13:05

Aye wee Chantelle 3 doors doon ... :-))

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 Re: Best Team in the Championship on paper……
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 7 May 13:15

I`m glad tae hear yer bein`neighbourly Busspass. Somebody gave me a jar o` mushrooms once - that`s aboot as near as I got tae a real live Chantelle... Do you whisper sweet nothings to her - `rien de doux, rien de doux...`



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