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  What did the alter boy say to the priest…  new Alter Ego  866  Sun 6 Apr 20:14 
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  How does a non binary person kill someone?  new Alter Ego  1,209  Thu 27 Mar 17:05 
  Accountant  new Luxembourg Par  1,057  Wed 29 Jan 20:58 
  What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking…..  new Alter Ego  1,070  Sat 11 Jan 21:09 
  New car  new PARrot  1,825  Fri 20 Sep 18:10 
  The hunter and the farmer  new GG Riva  1,399  Mon 16 Sep 20:41 
  Game machine  new Luxembourg Par  1,715  Tue 3 Sep 16:55 
  Joke….do not read if you are easily offended or a snowflake.  new Alter Ego  1,986  Sun 21 Jul 10:19 
  Whats Pink and Covered in Cobwebs..  new Alter Ego  2,486  Fri 5 Jul 18:47 
  Killer  new Luxembourg Par  1,832  Wed 26 Jun 11:20 
  Baby  new Luxembourg Par  1,744  Wed 26 Jun 11:20 
  The farmer and the hunter  new GG Riva  1,507  Mon 3 Jun 19:15 
  What does a gay horse eat…  new Alter Ego  1,729  Thu 30 May 21:12 
  What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?  new Alter Ego  1,742  Thu 30 May 21:07 
  Strip club  new Alter Ego  1,561  Thu 30 May 21:01 
  Iron  new Alter Ego  2,117  Tue 23 Apr 20:13 
  Felled tree  new istvan kozma  4,051  Fri 1 Mar 21:19 
  Covid  new Alter Ego  1,482  Thu 29 Feb 08:57 
  Greggs  new istvan kozma  3,150  Tue 17 Oct 17:35 
  Person  new Alter Ego  1,853  Wed 11 Oct 11:28 
  Hot Date  new PARrot  3,000  Sat 30 Sep 09:51 
  Peppa pig reimagined  new rawpars  3,543  Fri 22 Jul 17:24 
  Glad it isn`t Snowing.  new PARrot  3,874  Fri 22 Jul 15:02 
  Boris.johnson and the 1922 committee  new rawpars  2,593  Wed 20 Jul 08:57 
  Boris Johnson new party statement.  new rawpars  4,410  Sun 6 Feb 11:51 
  Boris johnson  new rawpars  3,408  Fri 4 Feb 13:57 
  Brexit  new rawpars  2,547  Thu 3 Feb 09:46 
  Michael Gove.  new rawpars  2,738  Thu 3 Feb 09:41 
  Pub Quiz  new Buspasspar  3,042  Fri 28 Jan 18:02 
  What do Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram and the Pars have in common?  new jake89  4,898  Wed 5 Jan 16:27 
  Elsa  new dave67  3,670  Mon 3 Jan 01:09 
  Post deleted  new Ladswell_Thistle  2,863  Wed 27 Oct 22:01 
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