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  Knock Knock….who’s there….  new Alter Ego  805  Tue 8 Apr 18:53 
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  How does a non binary person kill someone?  new Alter Ego  1,181  Thu 27 Mar 17:05 
  Accountant  new Luxembourg Par  1,038  Wed 29 Jan 20:58 
  What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking…..  new Alter Ego  1,054  Sat 11 Jan 21:09 
  New car  new PARrot  1,794  Fri 20 Sep 18:10 
  The hunter and the farmer  new GG Riva  1,373  Mon 16 Sep 20:41 
  Game machine  new Luxembourg Par  1,681  Tue 3 Sep 16:55 
  Joke….do not read if you are easily offended or a snowflake.  new Alter Ego  1,955  Sun 21 Jul 10:19 
  Whats Pink and Covered in Cobwebs..  new Alter Ego  2,458  Fri 5 Jul 18:47 
  Killer  new Luxembourg Par  1,805  Wed 26 Jun 11:20 
  Baby  new Luxembourg Par  1,711  Wed 26 Jun 11:20 
  The farmer and the hunter  new GG Riva  1,484  Mon 3 Jun 19:15 
  What does a gay horse eat…  new Alter Ego  1,706  Thu 30 May 21:12 
  What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?  new Alter Ego  1,713  Thu 30 May 21:07 
  Strip club  new Alter Ego  1,531  Thu 30 May 21:01 
  Iron  new Alter Ego  2,088  Tue 23 Apr 20:13 
  Felled tree  new istvan kozma  3,999  Fri 1 Mar 21:19 
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  Person  new Alter Ego  1,840  Wed 11 Oct 11:28 
  Hot Date  new PARrot  2,967  Sat 30 Sep 09:51 
  Peppa pig reimagined  new rawpars  3,524  Fri 22 Jul 17:24 
  Glad it isn`t Snowing.  new PARrot  3,846  Fri 22 Jul 15:02 
  Boris.johnson and the 1922 committee  new rawpars  2,570  Wed 20 Jul 08:57 
  Boris Johnson new party statement.  new rawpars  4,383  Sun 6 Feb 11:51 
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  Brexit  new rawpars  2,535  Thu 3 Feb 09:46 
  Michael Gove.  new rawpars  2,717  Thu 3 Feb 09:41 
  Pub Quiz  new Buspasspar  3,027  Fri 28 Jan 18:02 
  What do Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram and the Pars have in common?  new jake89  4,861  Wed 5 Jan 16:27 
  Elsa  new dave67  3,637  Mon 3 Jan 01:09 
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