Topic Originator: average white par
Date: Sat 7 Jul 19:16
Once upon a time a handsome prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him..
The beatuiful princess told him to fk off..
And the handsome prince lived happily ever after...
And,
Rode motorcycles and dated thin, long legged, full breasted women and went fishing and went to titty bars and dated women half his age and drank beer and rum at ten o' clock in the morning and went abroad and snorted coke off the buttocks of Thai prostitutes and never had to listen to a continual barrage of wettingand moaning and never had to pay child support or alimony and listened to Iron Maiden at 3 in the morning and kept his house and ate Spam, chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and had loads of dugs and his friends thought he was cool as fk and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up...
The End
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