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 Stutter
Topic Originator: TigerPar  
Date:   Sun 9 Sep 13:48

A stutterer walks in to a doctor’s office and says, “Doc-c-c-tor, my s-s-s-stuttering is a real p-p-pain in the n-n-neck, please help.”

The doctor examines him and finally finds the root of the problem: “Well, Mr Denby, the thing is, your pecker is too big and takes up too much blood that would normally go in the brain. We have to operate and take at least a half of it off.”

A month after the operation the stutterer comes back for a check-up and sighs, “Doctor, it really helped my stuttering and that is a relief. But my wife is very unhappy with the situation. Could the amputated bit be sewn back on, please?”

Doctor: “Sorry, but n-n-n-n-no.”
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 Re: Stutter
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Thu 13 Sep 07:00

ppppppppppppiiii rubbish
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