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Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 11 Sep 14:19

Guy caught his wife at it with an old boyfriend.
He grabbed him by the bollocks and dragged him to the shed where he jammed them in the vice. He tightened the vice and removed the handle. As he grabbed a rusty old saw the boyfriend screamed, noooo yer no gonny cut them aff are ye?"

"No", said the guy, " You are. I'm going to set fire to the shed."

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