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 Eye Aye.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Fri 1 Feb 21:21

I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”

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 Re: Eye Aye.
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Sun 3 Feb 01:07

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