Topic Originator: Thaipar
Date: Sat 16 Mar 13:03
An Irish guy finds an empty bottle on the beach and he gives it a wee rub an out pops a genie. The genie gives him a wish. He wishes that every P! ss he takes tasted like the finest whisky you can ever have. Granted says the genie. He tries his p! ss and sure enough it's the best he ever tasted. Runs home and shouts to his wife get 2 glasses and come to the lounge, she brings the glasses and he duly fills them then tells his wife to try it. Feck off she says, he tells her it's whisky so she smells it 1st, smells good so she tries it and says that's the finest whisky I've ever had. Each night he comes home he tells his Mrs the same thing 2 glasses and into the lounge. Friday night he arrived home and says 1 glass only tonight. His Mrs is dejected and asks why only 1 glass tonight.
Tonight darling you are drinking straight out the bottle.
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