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 Monday pish
Topic Originator: Blackbeard  
Date:   Tue 21 May 00:19

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed."What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not only a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"Really?, How does it work?" The drunk picks up a hammer, and gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the apartment wall screams, " What you doing!!..it's 3:30 in the Fekin morning!"

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