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 Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 15:29

Why do calfs walk with their heads down?

Because they know their mums are all cows.

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: Rastapari  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 15:48

Joke forum for this pi5h!

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: AdamAntsParsStripe  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 15:50

dairy me. Ffs

Zwei Pints Bier und ein Päckchen Chips bitte
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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: Higgys Mohawk  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 16:45

Udderly disgusting!

The mowhawk (also referred to as a mohican) is a hairstyle in which, in the most common variety, both sides of the head are shaven, leaving a strip of noticeably longer hair in the centre.
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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: average white par  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 16:55

"dairy me"

That's quite good for you actually... just don't milk it too much... like I just did...

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: parbucks  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 17:16

“Calfs”

Try calves.😢
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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: Big T Par  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 17:25

Yoghurt nae chance of getting a laugh with that shect effort

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 17:32

Quote:

parbucks, Mon 3 Jun 17:16

“Calfs”

Try calves.😢


Ooft! How did I miss that lol.
Was meant to be in the jokes forum. My bad.....but not as bad as my spelling ha!

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: Stanza  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 18:11

COWS for this ....

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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: 1970par  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 18:50

That ones not bad, do you have any udders?
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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: 1970par  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 18:52

Bovine Shame, I thought it could be an experienced foreign player coming in to guide our young uns! He cud have played centre calf



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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: 1970par  
Date:   Mon 3 Jun 19:00

Cancell him as the Centre Calf, although he takes no bull, he just hoofs it up the park



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 Re: Bovine Shame
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 4 Jun 01:58

He will have to steak a claim for a first team slot.
Hope hes in the mooed for a sair fecht.

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