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 Late friday pish!
Topic Originator: Blackbeard  
Date:   Mon 22 Jul 14:58

The plane just landed at Glasgow airport n after coming to a halt, the Pilot does his customary speech but forgets to switch the intercom offπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening n the Pilot replies, "First up am goin for a sh!te n then am gonny bang the @rse aff that new wee stewardess" Unaware every passenger has just heard him !!!!
The wee stewardess was mortified and started running up to the cockpit to confront him, but trips and falls right before the cockpit door.
A wee wummin helps her up and says, "Take yer time hen, he’s going fur a sh!te first" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





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