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Topic Originator: sintv
Date: Wed 18 Mar 12:04
Iv only got a van just now. Iv got the nocarowner virus
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Topic Originator: GG741
Date: Wed 18 Mar 23:32
I went to the chemist today and asked someone: "What kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you worked here"
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Topic Originator: GG741
Date: Fri 20 Mar 00:01
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Topic Originator: londonparsfan
Date: Fri 20 Mar 04:57
Turns out the panic buying of Pasta was caused by a Fusilli people.
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Fri 20 Mar 20:07
Day 3 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she is my wife. She seems nice.
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Fri 20 Mar 20:12
Chinese doctors have confirmed the name of the first person to contract Coronavirus. His name is Ah-Chu.
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Topic Originator: dave67
Date: Wed 25 Mar 16:45
Topic Originator: PostmanPar like | nolike
Date: Wed 25 Mar 13:11
The virus is heirborn now
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Topic Originator: GG741
Date: Thu 26 Mar 00:44
I must have seen this one a dozen times already:
Prince Charles is self isolating with Covid-19 and Prince Andrew is self isolating with Emily-15
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Topic Originator: Pars_1986
Date: Thu 26 Mar 23:38
I ordered a Chinese tonight and the wee chinese delivery driver pulls up to my gate and starts shouting
"ISOLATE, ISOLATE "
I had to tell him to calm down as he was only 5 minutes late
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Topic Originator: GG741
Date: Fri 27 Mar 01:01
No one in Antarctica has Coronavirus.
It’s because they’re iceolated.
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