Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Fri 31 Oct 16:29
Artery- The study of paintings
Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria
Barium- What doctors do when patients die
Benign- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize- Made eye contact with her
Colic- A sheep dog
Coma- A punctuation mark
Dilate- To live long
Enema- Not a friend
Fester- Quicker than someone else
Fibula- A small lie
Impotent- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff- A Doctor`s cane
Morbid- A higher offer
Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates
Node- I knew it
Outpatient- A person who has fainted
Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative- A letter carrier
Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery
Rectum- Nearly killed him
Secretion- Hiding something
Seizure- Roman emperor
Tablet- A small table
Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor- One plus one more
Urine- Opposite of you`re out
Post Edited (Fri 31 Oct 17:40)
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