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 Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: parbucks  
Date:   Fri 9 Aug 23:27

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

*If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

*If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

*If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

*If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

*If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

*If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

*If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he or she is "offended.

You decide which side of the fence you are on. 🤔
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Fri 9 Aug 23:57

I take it you are a liberal then Parbucks as I guess you don't pay for your own health care?

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: Andrew283  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 00:56

This is one of the best 5hitposts I've seen on .net. Right wingers are self serving tools, left wingers are often nut jobs, but they tend to want to spread equality.

Right winger, shoot up a school of children on a regular basis, left winger, throw milkshake over a bigoted liar...

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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 13:53

The last point makes no sense. Surely the liberal would attempt to ban it?

Utter nonsense though.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: GG Riva  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 14:50

The OP strikes me as being deliberately provocative and attention seeking. It's also extremely flawed, in my humble one and obviously written by a one-eyed conservative whose politics are slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan. 😉



Not your average Sunday League player.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: DBP  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 15:38

agree GG... but apart from being trite, its just one point repeated ad nauseam - ie in response to something unliked, conservative refuses choice whereas liberal removes choice for everyone 😴
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: londonparsfan  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 19:44

It's also American pash. There are loads of Conservatives in the UK that want guns banned too.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Sat 10 Aug 20:53

Your right of course. Parbucks has just copied some clichéd American guff.

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: parbucks  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 13:59

Some fairly predictable responses.

I notice today that the snowflakes/“liberal” lefties of Goldsmiths, University of London have banned the sale of all meat products in the new academic year. Supposedly to save the planet.

So much for freedom of choice in a leftie world.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: londonparsfan  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 14:17

To be the honest the OP that you've copy and pasted is dire. I could it take it apart line by line but I cant be @rsed. Its Americanised guff.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: moviescot  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 14:20

Quote:

parbucks, Tue 13 Aug 13:59[/s.

I notice today that the snowflakes/“liberal” lefties of Goldsmiths, University of London have banned the sale of all meat products in the new academic year. Supposedly to save the planet.

So much for freedom of choice in a leftie world.


So what. You have freedom of choice. I'm sure there will be food off campus.

Moral indignation. Get over it.

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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: londonparsfan  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 17:19

Not to mention you can still buy meat at the university, its beef that's been banned not all meat.

We're big on accuracy in this thread 😂
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: wee eck  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 17:35

I can think of a couple of sayings that distinguish Conservatives from the rest:-

1 'I'm alright, Jack.'
2 'There's no such thing as society'.
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: parbucks  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 19:37

So you can have a hamburger or chicken burger but not a beef burger?

They surely have more important things to worry about. Maybe researching f@rtless cows?
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 21:08

A hamburger isn't actually made out of ham you know. It takes its name form the German city.

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: Andrew283  
Date:   Tue 13 Aug 21:34

Quote:

The One Who Knocks, Tue 13 Aug 21:08

A hamburger isn't actually made out of ham you know. It takes its name form the German city.


Hahaha
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 Re: Conservative or Liberal?
Topic Originator: Wotsit  
Date:   Wed 14 Aug 17:35

Ich bin ein beefburger.
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