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 Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 08:41

Decided to put the woodburner on last night. Created a stink so we ended up just going to another room. Assumed the chimney needed a clean.

Well....I must have been more tired than I appreciated (I wasn't even drinking). It transpires the smell was made by the brush that my missus put on top that melted! The wooden handle is fine but all the bristles have melted and stuck to the top of the stove.

What would be your plan to try and get it off? I was planning on starting it up again today, remelting it and scraping off then wire wooling what's left when cool and repainting if necessary.

Any better ideas?
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: Thaipar  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 08:48

Get a new wife.

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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 11:05

Aye I like how the wife gets the blame.

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 11:42

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The One Who Knocks, Sun 23 Sep 11:05

Aye I like how the wife gets the blame.


For the avoidance of doubt.....it's all my fault.
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 13:34

A wall paper scraper, some acetone and elbow grease should do the trick no?

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: average white par  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 19:32

"For the avoidance of doubt.... it's all my fault"

Aye it is, and if ye were hawf a man at a' ye wid ken how tae fix this... ya doavey auld bugger, ah kent when ah mairried ye ye were a hopeless doavey bugger, and mah opinion husnae changed noo ya hopeless tink... ah mind ah said tae ma mither, ah said..ye ken whit ah said?...ah says tae her, ah says "That dippit hoor!" ah said.. "He's a richt cloon and he's no goat a fkn clue!" Aye, that's whit ah said tae her then and ah'm staundin' ahun it noo! Ye've been the bane ae ma life Mister Ipswich, and if ah hud tae dae it aw again ye'd be oot the bloody door withoot a bye yer leave! Ye're nuhin' but a hopeless auld fud!"

I can hear it already, and I'm leaning towards Thaipar's solution here...

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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 19:53

That's quite a vivid picture you paint AWP. Brilliant.

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 20:29

Haha awp. That's exactly why I didn't marry a local lass πŸ˜€

Will have to determine whether new wife or new woodburner is the cheapest way ahead.
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: back oh the net  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 21:14

New wife is the way to go least then it’s no gawny cost yi money every time yi turn her on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Come on ye pars ⚽️
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 Re: Woodburner....argggh
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Sun 23 Sep 22:34

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back oh the net, Sun 23 Sep 21:14

New wife is the way to go least then it’s no gawny cost yi money every time yi turn her on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


PMSL 🀣
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