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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Fri 5 Oct 22:03
The Spring has sprung,
The grass has ris
I wunder where them burdies is.
Them little burds is on the wing,
Now aint that absurd,
The little wings is on them burds.
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Topic Originator: widtink
Date: Fri 5 Oct 22:11
You've obviously had too much cuttlefish today 😉
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Fri 5 Oct 22:26
Quote:
widtink, Fri 5 Oct 22:11
You've obviously had too much cuttlefish today 😉
See that new parrotnip flavour. Its awfy morish.
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Fri 5 Oct 23:50
Ref: PARrot
Fri 5 Oct 22:03
<<<Now aint that absurd,
The little wings is on them burds.>>>
Thanks for that Parrot. I never knew the last two lines so I never understood the poem.
Here's another you might know:
Fuzzy-wuzzy wuz a bear
Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy wuzny fuzzy wuz 'e?
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Fri 5 Oct 23:55
I just remembered another one, equally daft:
"One-one" was a racehorse
"One-two" was one too
"One-one" won one race
and "One-two" won one too.
It's better spoken. So is the Fuzzy-wuzzy poem.
Post Edited (Fri 05 Oct 23:58)
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Sat 6 Oct 10:54
11was1 racehorse
22was12
1111 race
22112
Is the puzzle format.
Here's another...
C villie derdigo
Vorty buzzes inero
Emsno buzzes, m r trux,
M r fu o cus an dux.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Sat 6 Oct 10:58
YYUR
YYUB
ICURYY4 ME
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Sat 6 Oct 11:34
<<<C villie derdigo
Vorty buzzes inero
Emsno buzzes, m r trux,
M r fu o cus an dux.>>>
Yeh I just got it - never seen it before. A clue might be - part of a conversation between two elderly German gentlemen who have lived in Scotland for many years?
(I forgot the puzzle format of the racehorse one)
I'm still thinking about the YYUR one.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Wed 10 Oct 14:45
Figured it out yet?
Here's more...
ABCD BURDIES
MRNO BURDIES
MRSO BURDIES
OIAR.
who is this conversation between?
FUNEX
SVFZX
FUNEM
SVFZM
OKMNX.
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Topic Originator: parforthecourse
Date: Wed 10 Oct 14:54
Quote:
PARrot, Wed 10 Oct 14:45
Figured it out yet?
Here's more...
ABCD BURDIES
MRNO BURDIES
MRSO BURDIES
OIAR.
who is this conversation between?
FUNEX
SVFZX
FUNEM
SVFZM
OKMNX.
The two Ronnies. It was a very funny sketch.
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Topic Originator: WORST
Date: Wed 10 Oct 15:01
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Wed 10 Oct 20:03
Ref: PARrot
Wed 10 Oct 14:45
<<<Figured it out yet?>>>
Here's my efforts without looking at the hot links or Net.
Figured it out? - no, but if I had to make some sort of answer to try and avoid getting the dunce's hat, all I could offer is:
YYUR - Yummy yummy you are
YYUB - Yummy yummy you be
ICURYY4 ME - I see you are yummy yummy for me.
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ABCD BURDIES - Albatross, blackbird, crow, dunnock burdies
MRNO BURDIES - Them are no burdies
MRSO BURDIES - Them are so burdies
OIAR - Oh aye a' right.
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Have you any eggs? (At first I thought it was have you an axe? Eggs is funnier.)
Yes we have the eggs.
Have you any ham?
Yes we have the ham
Okay ham an' eggs.
(Don't think I'd have got that without the clue that it was the two Ronnies.)
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Now I'll have a look at the hot links from WORST and Veteran.
Post Edited (Wed 10 Oct 20:07)
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Wed 10 Oct 20:12
Quote:
onandupthepars, Wed 10 Oct 20:03
Ref: PARrot
Wed 10 Oct 14:45
<<<Figured it out yet?>>>
Here's my efforts without looking at the hot links or Net.
Figured it out? - no, but if I had to make some sort of answer to try and avoid getting the dunce's hat, all I could offer is:
YYUR - Yummy yummy you are
YYUB - Yummy yummy you be
ICURYY4 ME - I see you are yummy yummy for me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.
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ABCD BURDIES - Albatross, blackbird, crow, dunnock burdies
Abe (boys name) see the burdies,
MRNO BURDIES - Them are no burdies
MRSO BURDIES - Them are so burdies
OIAR - Oh aye a' right.
Oh aye they are.
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Have you any eggs? (At first I thought it was have you an axe? Eggs is funnier.)
Yes we have the eggs.
Have you any ham?
Yes we have the ham
Okay ham an' eggs.
(Don't think I'd have got that without the clue that it was the two Ronnies.)
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Now I'll have a look at the hot links from WORST and Veteran.
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Wed 10 Oct 20:18
How did I do Parrot? Pass marks?
Yeh that two Ronnies sketch is funny. Genuine humour.
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Wed 10 Oct 20:20
<<<Too wise>>>!!! Oh my goodness - what a dunderheid!
<<<Abe see the burdies>>>!!!
Pass the 'D' hat.
Mind you I think my 'Yummy yummy' version is quite nice - if you're talkin' tae somebody you're right fond o'.
Post Edited (Wed 10 Oct 20:28)
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