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 A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Fri 5 Oct 22:03

The Spring has sprung,
The grass has ris
I wunder where them burdies is.

Them little burds is on the wing,
Now aint that absurd,
The little wings is on them burds.

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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Fri 5 Oct 22:11

You've obviously had too much cuttlefish today 😉










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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Fri 5 Oct 22:26

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widtink, Fri 5 Oct 22:11

You've obviously had too much cuttlefish today 😉


See that new parrotnip flavour. Its awfy morish.

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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Fri 5 Oct 23:50

Ref: PARrot
Fri 5 Oct 22:03

<<<Now aint that absurd,
The little wings is on them burds.>>>

Thanks for that Parrot. I never knew the last two lines so I never understood the poem.

Here's another you might know:

Fuzzy-wuzzy wuz a bear

Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair

So Fuzzy wuzny fuzzy wuz 'e?
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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Fri 5 Oct 23:55

I just remembered another one, equally daft:

"One-one" was a racehorse

"One-two" was one too

"One-one" won one race

and "One-two" won one too.

It's better spoken. So is the Fuzzy-wuzzy poem.



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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 6 Oct 10:54

11was1 racehorse
22was12
1111 race
22112

Is the puzzle format.

Here's another...

C villie derdigo
Vorty buzzes inero
Emsno buzzes, m r trux,
M r fu o cus an dux.

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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 6 Oct 10:58

YYUR
YYUB
ICURYY4 ME

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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 6 Oct 11:34

<<<C villie derdigo
Vorty buzzes inero
Emsno buzzes, m r trux,
M r fu o cus an dux.>>>

Yeh I just got it - never seen it before. A clue might be - part of a conversation between two elderly German gentlemen who have lived in Scotland for many years?

(I forgot the puzzle format of the racehorse one)

I'm still thinking about the YYUR one.
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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 14:45

Figured it out yet?
Here's more...

ABCD BURDIES
MRNO BURDIES
MRSO BURDIES
OIAR.

who is this conversation between?

FUNEX
SVFZX
FUNEM
SVFZM
OKMNX.

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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: parforthecourse  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 14:54

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PARrot, Wed 10 Oct 14:45

Figured it out yet?
Here's more...

ABCD BURDIES
MRNO BURDIES
MRSO BURDIES
OIAR.

who is this conversation between?

FUNEX
SVFZX
FUNEM
SVFZM
OKMNX.




The two Ronnies. It was a very funny sketch.
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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: WORST  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 15:01

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ



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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 19:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_J9dflSB0
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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 20:03

Ref: PARrot
Wed 10 Oct 14:45

<<<Figured it out yet?>>>

Here's my efforts without looking at the hot links or Net.

Figured it out? - no, but if I had to make some sort of answer to try and avoid getting the dunce's hat, all I could offer is:

YYUR - Yummy yummy you are

YYUB - Yummy yummy you be

ICURYY4 ME - I see you are yummy yummy for me.

___________________________________________

ABCD BURDIES - Albatross, blackbird, crow, dunnock burdies

MRNO BURDIES - Them are no burdies

MRSO BURDIES - Them are so burdies

OIAR - Oh aye a' right.

___________________________________


Have you any eggs? (At first I thought it was have you an axe? Eggs is funnier.)

Yes we have the eggs.

Have you any ham?

Yes we have the ham

Okay ham an' eggs.

(Don't think I'd have got that without the clue that it was the two Ronnies.)

________________________________

Now I'll have a look at the hot links from WORST and Veteran.



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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 20:12

Quote:

onandupthepars, Wed 10 Oct 20:03

Ref: PARrot
Wed 10 Oct 14:45

<<<Figured it out yet?>>>

Here's my efforts without looking at the hot links or Net.

Figured it out? - no, but if I had to make some sort of answer to try and avoid getting the dunce's hat, all I could offer is:

YYUR - Yummy yummy you are

YYUB - Yummy yummy you be

ICURYY4 ME - I see you are yummy yummy for me.


Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.

___________________________________________

ABCD BURDIES - Albatross, blackbird, crow, dunnock burdies


Abe (boys name) see the burdies,

MRNO BURDIES - Them are no burdies

MRSO BURDIES - Them are so burdies

OIAR - Oh aye a' right.

Oh aye they are.

___________________________________


Have you any eggs? (At first I thought it was have you an axe? Eggs is funnier.)

Yes we have the eggs.

Have you any ham?

Yes we have the ham

Okay ham an' eggs.

(Don't think I'd have got that without the clue that it was the two Ronnies.)

________________________________

Now I'll have a look at the hot links from WORST and Veteran.


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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 20:18

How did I do Parrot? Pass marks?

Yeh that two Ronnies sketch is funny. Genuine humour.
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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 20:20

<<<Too wise>>>!!! Oh my goodness - what a dunderheid!

<<<Abe see the burdies>>>!!!

Pass the 'D' hat.

Mind you I think my 'Yummy yummy' version is quite nice - if you're talkin' tae somebody you're right fond o'.



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 Re: A wee burdie poem.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 10 Oct 20:25

Quote:

veteraneastender, Wed 10 Oct 19:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_J9dflSB0


The hilarious Hector. Heres my favourite one.
Mhttps://youtu.be/AxDNFwDjcFo



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