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 Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 14:00

It`s Summer.
I think he flicked the switch a few weeks ago, but it seems to have tripped.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 14:41

Maybe He`s got one eye on the the state of our agricultural, Parrot. In many areas south of the border, the crops are failing because of drought conditions. Here, it looks like being a bumper crop. But I guess we could do with a bit more heat in July. My boyhood school pal from Cowdenbeath lives in Queensland, Australia and, in the middle of winter, it`s 24degC. Here in the middle of July, we`re lucky to get 15degC. Very disappointing for parents with kids in their school holidays.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Parboiled  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 15:04

It’s the ruddy wind..just had to grab the parasol before it took off. Nearly did a Mary Poppins!

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 16:27

Scorched earth down here just now. If it goes on for much longer I think those folk on the boats are going to have to push them across the Channel.

Was over in France last week. Even with the 40 degree heat, their fields looked a lot healthier. Although there were some funny looking clouds around....perhaps Dandy has a point after all.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Dave_1885  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 16:34

Give it till Sunday and you’ll be begging for the rain to come back 😂
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 17:04

Its warming up nicely now.
He must read dotnet.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 17:46

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ipswichpar, Mon 7 Jul 16:27

Scorched earth down here just now. If it goes on for much longer I think those folk on the boats are going to have to push them across the Channel.

Was over in France last week. Even with the 40 degree heat, their fields looked a lot healthier. Although there were some funny looking clouds around....perhaps Dandy has a point after all.


If you`re of a certain age, look at your old photographs, then look up :)

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 20:42

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Dandy Warhol, Mon 7 Jul 17:46

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ipswichpar, Mon 7 Jul 16:27

Scorched earth down here just now. If it goes on for much longer I think those folk on the boats are going to have to push them across the Channel.

Was over in France last week. Even with the 40 degree heat, their fields looked a lot healthier. Although there were some funny looking clouds around....perhaps Dandy has a point after all.


If you`re of a certain age, look at your old photographs, then look up :)


Is God in the photos?
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 7 Jul 22:45

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parsmad68, Mon 7 Jul 20:42

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Dandy Warhol, Mon 7 Jul 17:46

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ipswichpar, Mon 7 Jul 16:27

Scorched earth down here just now. If it goes on for much longer I think those folk on the boats are going to have to push them across the Channel.

Was over in France last week. Even with the 40 degree heat, their fields looked a lot healthier. Although there were some funny looking clouds around....perhaps Dandy has a point after all.


If you`re of a certain age, look at your old photographs, then look up :)


Is God in the photos?


Yes. He told me he is everywhere.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 00:56

Omnipresent, I think is the word. But I think Dandy is suggesting that if we look at our old Summer photos of holidays in Scotland, we might find that the weather then was just as bad as it is now. I just remember that the Glasgow fair fortnight was anything but fair.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 08:26

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Paralex, Tue 8 Jul 00:56

Omnipresent, I think is the word. But I think Dandy is suggesting that if we look at our old Summer photos of holidays in Scotland, we might find that the weather then was just as bad as it is now. I just remember that the Glasgow fair fortnight was anything but fair.


No, i`m not.

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 09:33

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Dandy Warhol, Tue 8 Jul 08:26

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Paralex, Tue 8 Jul 00:56

Omnipresent, I think is the word. But I think Dandy is suggesting that if we look at our old Summer photos of holidays in Scotland, we might find that the weather then was just as bad as it is now. I just remember that the Glasgow fair fortnight was anything but fair.


No, i`m not.


Im still waiting on you giving me a time and location of aircraft zig-zaging.
Im in a position to investigate what was going on from radar replays and voice comms between ATC and aircraft.

Next time you see it just note the time, you can use what 3 words to give a rough location or GPSTest to give exact location. Then direction you look in would help narrow it down.
Also if it`s at a low altitude or high will also help identify it.

This is an opportunity for you to get real evidence supporting your claims about Chemtrails.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 13:04

Aaaah, you`ve lost me boys, I`ve never been into nephology. Naffology maybe but not nephology, but always keen to learn.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 15:01

Jings min. I`m melting. When`s it gonny rain?
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 21:05

It`s raining in my back garden, Parrot. Thought I would dine Al fresco tonight but had to do that under the parasol. Rain`s getting warmer, mind you!!

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Tue 8 Jul 21:15

It’s to be 26° on Friday. I’ll be perspiring oot ma ears on the train comin hame from work.

”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019”
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 04:33

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buffy, Tue 8 Jul 21:15

It’s to be 26° on Friday. I’ll be perspiring oot ma ears on the train comin hame from work.


There is a very significant "a" in that second sentence.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 06:35

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PARrot, Wed 9 Jul 04:33

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buffy, Tue 8 Jul 21:15

It’s to be 26° on Friday. I’ll be perspiring oot ma ears on the train comin hame from work.


There is a very significant "a" in that second sentence.


Is it not a very significant "e"?
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 08:08

Considering you pair talk oot yours aw the time !

”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019”
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 09:46

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buffy, Wed 9 Jul 08:08

Considering you pair talk oot yours aw the time !


Heehee, I can`t deny that
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 09:57

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red-star-par, Wed 9 Jul 06:35

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PARrot, Wed 9 Jul 04:33

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buffy, Tue 8 Jul 21:15

It’s to be 26° on Friday. I’ll be perspiring oot ma ears on the train comin hame from work.


There is a very significant "a" in that second sentence.


Is it not a very significant "e"?


Either works but tbe Scots version passes swear filters ;)
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 21:17

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sadindiefreak, Tue 8 Jul 09:33

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Dandy Warhol, Tue 8 Jul 08:26

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Paralex, Tue 8 Jul 00:56

Omnipresent, I think is the word. But I think Dandy is suggesting that if we look at our old Summer photos of holidays in Scotland, we might find that the weather then was just as bad as it is now. I just remember that the Glasgow fair fortnight was anything but fair.


No, i`m not.


Im still waiting on you giving me a time and location of aircraft zig-zaging.
Im in a position to investigate what was going on from radar replays and voice comms between ATC and aircraft.

Next time you see it just note the time, you can use what 3 words to give a rough location or GPSTest to give exact location. Then direction you look in would help narrow it down.
Also if it`s at a low altitude or high will also help identify it.

This is an opportunity for you to get real evidence supporting your claims about Chemtrails.


I did, on another thread, you didn`t respond.
I could take you up on a plane and you`d scoff, like i said, the tele will tell it`s ok to see them shortly.

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Wed 9 Jul 23:36

While the BBC weather man spent most of his slot apologising for the next few days brilliant weather, he didn`t seem to realise that us people up here are turning cartwheels for sheer joy at the prospect.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Thu 10 Jul 05:04

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Dandy Warhol, Wed 9 Jul 21:17

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sadindiefreak, Tue 8 Jul 09:33

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Dandy Warhol, Tue 8 Jul 08:26

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Paralex, Tue 8 Jul 00:56

Omnipresent, I think is the word. But I think Dandy is suggesting that if we look at our old Summer photos of holidays in Scotland, we might find that the weather then was just as bad as it is now. I just remember that the Glasgow fair fortnight was anything but fair.


No, i`m not.


Im still waiting on you giving me a time and location of aircraft zig-zaging.
Im in a position to investigate what was going on from radar replays and voice comms between ATC and aircraft.

Next time you see it just note the time, you can use what 3 words to give a rough location or GPSTest to give exact location. Then direction you look in would help narrow it down.
Also if it`s at a low altitude or high will also help identify it.

This is an opportunity for you to get real evidence supporting your claims about Chemtrails.


I did, on another thread, you didn`t respond.
I could take you up on a plane and you`d scoff, like i said, the tele will tell it`s ok to see them shortly.


I made the offer previously on the "Farage and Climate Change" thread.
I`ve just had a look at it and you didn`t supply any details on that thread.
I`ve searched all your posts on every thread since that date and again nothing found.
You might have thought you did but never clicked submit?
At no point have I scoffed at you over your chemtrails claims. I don`t believe it`s a thing myself but am open to being persuaded if there was evidence supporting it.
Something Im offering to look for as I have the ability to do that.
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Dave_1885  
Date:   Thu 10 Jul 09:39

I love how the theory of clouds has only been around for the last 30 years 😂 whatever happened in our skies for the 5 billion years previously? 🤔
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Sat 12 Jul 14:03

My very wise Aberdonian minister, here in Glasgow once said, " be careful what you ask God for, you might just get it". Today, I wish He would turn the heating down a bit. 29 degrees here.

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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Sat 12 Jul 14:51

God is an Englishman don’t you know ?

Mind you, he and his countrymen can stand the heat along with mad dogs - according to Noel Coward 🥵
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Sat 12 Jul 16:15

Whilst standing in Scotland’s biggest glasshouse yesterday afternoon (Waverley station, to those unaccustomed to the new found tropics in Edinburgh) I asked the lass at Costa if she could just chuck some ice at me instead of putting it in the chai latte I’d ordered.

By the time I got on the train a few metres away the ice had melted, I had melted and my colleague had melted.

Perhaps ScotRail could buy some tropical plants and make the station mair attractive, together with air vents - big muckle ones!

”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019”
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 12 Jul 18:14

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Paralex, Sat 12 Jul 14:03

My very wise Aberdonian minister, here in Glasgow once said, " be careful what you ask God for, you might just get it". Today, I wish He would turn the heating down a bit. 29 degrees here.


Here we go, maybe this will redress the balance
They spelled rain wrong but I think he will get the message.https://youtu.be/ZzEkhTwiODc?si=GlFNabHi6mhgDE6t
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 Re: Can Somebody please tell God....
Topic Originator: Paralex  
Date:   Sat 12 Jul 21:42

Very good Parrot, I like that one. But not only mad dogs and Englishmen VEE. When my wife and I were in China in the middle of Summer, our Chinese friend asked us to go for a midday walk, when it was 40 deg C. I had to decline the offer by telling her we were definitely Scottish.

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