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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 13 Aug 14:49
Clacton by election list of candidates
Think it will be a close result between Count Binface and Baron Von Thunderclap
Joseph 77 (Independent)
Adham Alkhatip (The Forward Party)
Count Binface (Count Binface Party)
Nick The Incredible Flying Brick (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Tony Cane (Independent)
Woke Trump Carrzee (Independent)
William Stuart James Clouston (Social Democratic Party)
Rees Cowne (Independent)
Glenn Charles Cummings (Independent)
Martin Davies (Freedom Alliance – Real People, Real Alternative!)
Andy Erlam (Independent)
Nigel Farage (Reform UK)
Attieh Fard (Independent)
Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party)
Tony Francis (Independent)
Robin Green (Independent)
Abi Hookway (Independent)
Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Stephen Richard Ingram (Independent)
Amy Morris (Independent)
Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent)
Michael Noel O`Keeffe (Independent)
Martyn O`Brien (Independent)
Nick Pelas (Independent)
Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK VOICE safer and stronger UK)
Daniel Pocock (Independent)
James Ransley (Consensus Party Candidate)
Gerry Smith (Independent)
Kai Stephens (British Democrats)
John Stevens (Rejoin EU)
Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Pamela Walford (Independent)
Marcus White (Everyone is God Party)
Marc Wilkinson (Independent)
The longest ballot paper in British electoral history at 90cm - about 3ft long - to choose their candidate and cast their vote.
Would love Farage to lose this
Post Edited (Thu 13 Aug 14:50)
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Topic Originator: wee eck
Date: Thu 13 Aug 14:57
The stage is going to be overcrowded when they announce the result - assuming they all turn up.
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Topic Originator: Bletchley_Par
Date: Thu 13 Aug 15:15
What an utter farce.
Farage tried to do a Tubby Fox and he may well be doing a Rodney Trotter.
"Alan. When you say you’ve accepted my letter of resignation, what exactly do you mean?"
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 13 Aug 16:08
Was just thinking .. how on earth are the voters going to get the 3 foot long ballot paper through the wee slit on the box ??
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: ipswichpar
Date: Thu 13 Aug 16:11
I`m hoping Count Binface just edges it from Nick the Incredible Flying Brick.
Stinking hot today so Farage might actually welcome it if a McFlurry is thrown at him this time.
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