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 Tough Mice
Topic Originator: Mario  
Date:   Sun 3 Jun 15:51

Jilly Cooper’s next Bonkbuster has a soccer theme, so she has been wining and dining some legends.
Her favourite Scottish joke as told to Sir Fergie:
Three mice were discussing who was toughest.
Aberdeen mouse tells how he ripped a mousetrap apart. Edinburgh one bragged
he had snorted a pile of rat poison. The Glasgow one sidles to the door, and when asked where he was going says “ I’m away to shag the cat”
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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: Big T Par  
Date:   Mon 4 Jun 16:58

You do realise that this is where you're meant to post jokes



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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Mon 4 Jun 17:08

Jokes???
On here???
Who telt ye that min???

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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: Big T Par  
Date:   Mon 4 Jun 17:12

😂😂 You're finest effort yet chief
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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: Mario  
Date:   Tue 5 Jun 07:24

Ah, not having contributed before I didn’t know it was about passing off other folks’ jokes, rather than passing them on...
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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Tue 5 Jun 07:51

Never mind us Mario... You just hash on wi yer jokes.
It's a tough crowd in here though.
Joke standards are extremely high.
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Nah... We have no standards 😂

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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: Mario  
Date:   Tue 5 Jun 09:22

Cannae see any potential Fringe stand up talent yet
Maybe ‘cause my fringe needs a trim....boom boom!

Am I getting the hang of it?
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 Re: Tough Mice
Topic Originator: dave67  
Date:   Mon 25 Jun 08:36

^^^ That could yet win pishest joke of the month
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