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 Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: Jbob  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 19:27

Give me strength!

Absolute nonsense.

Bobs of the world unite
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: moviescot  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 19:29

Quote:

Jbob, Thu 21 Feb 19:27

Give me strength!

Absolute nonsense.


Especially when a real sport like squash fails to get in.
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: londonparsclub  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 19:53

Canny beat a bit of break dancing the technique involves is phenomenal and it takes a huge amount of skill.
Iโ€™d say itโ€™s more skilful than the 100m

HF05
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: Berry  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 20:05

Just a load of pansies rolling about on the floor.

Few pints in me and i could be in with a shout for a silver medal.

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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: twin par  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 22:26

What next,morris dancing? God forbid.
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 23:18

Apparently it came down to a vote between break dancing, grand national, and kerby...
Gutted min ๐Ÿ˜‚



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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: wetherby  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 23:29

Farce, what next .
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: richie5401  
Date:   Thu 21 Feb 23:49

Genuine lol Berry.
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: londonparsclub  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 03:00

I must be in wi a shout of gold if Berry is going to flaunt the rules and a possible dope test failure.

Do you have to bring yer ain wireless?

HF05
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: GG741  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 03:39

Surely it is only in the one Olympics as a demonstration "sport"? Perhaps I could look forward to resurrecting my disco dancing routines in anticipation of some other future Games.

I had a look at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic listing, and it shows 'new sports' for Baseball/Softball, Karate, Skateboarding, Sport Climbing, and Surfing.
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: Berry  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 08:30

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londonparsclub, Fri 22 Feb 03:00

I must be in wi a shout of gold if Berry is going to flaunt the rules and a possible dope test failure.

Do you have to bring yer ain wireless?


One thinks we should have a DAFC.net 'break off' with the winner getting to represent the forum at the Olympics...

I'll just book my flights now shall I?
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: Turps  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 09:37

Suppose you could say it's similar to a gymnastic floor routine.
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: londonparsclub  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 15:59

Get them booked berry and mind bring a wireless wi some classic breakys on it.
Whereโ€™s it being held ?
Might have to do some altitude or heat training to get match fit.

Best o 3 surely

HF05
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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: average white par  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 17:55

I find this to be a shocking announcement which has forced me to contact the Olympic Gaffers in order to present my suggestions for other culturally based sports which have little to do with anyone else outside North America...

My suggestions for local and culturally significant Olympic sports are as follows -

SYNCHRONISED SPEWING - Participants must first partake in a pre match preparation session in Raffles before imbibing a minimum of 2 bottles of Buckfast and a 2 litre bottle of Frosty Jack. The competition will take place at the historic Glen Gates in Dunfermline, gifted to the town by Andrew Carnegie, who himself was partial to a swift hauf in Raffles. Vomiting will be timed by independent, professional and highly skilled judges from Cowdenbeath. Dry heaving, dry boaking and any other pathetic attempts at producing a bilious substance will be penalised to the point where you puke.

THE GUILDHALL STREET KNEECAP MARATHON - Participants must have previously competed in Synchronised Spewing and, having careened like a pinball twixt The Bruce, Tappies and Old Inn must acquire a 50 quid bill, and 43 knockbacks in Lorenzos
The Olympic Gaffers decree that the participant reach the Mercat Cross on his knees within one hour. Participants shall not fall in front of a taxi. This forfeits the contest immediately. Participants will not slow down in front of the kilt shop and start greeting about their long lost granny from Hoochtenshoogle. Participants may briefly refresh their ravaged and blood stained knees at the splendid Turkish restaurant up the street. Pathetic attempts at being dragged will result in instant disqualification.


What do you think?

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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 18:28

It was going great right up until you sullied the good town of Hoochtenshoogle ๐Ÿ˜‚



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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: average white par  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 18:34

It's not Hoochtenshoogle's fault... it was just an unfortunate coincidence...

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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 18:40

I'm afraid it's too late.... Word on the street is the Hoochtenshoogle mafia have sanctioned a hit on you.
Keep yer heid doon min ๐Ÿ˜‚



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 Re: Breakdancing at the Olympics
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Fri 22 Feb 23:09

If golf can be included as a sport in the Olympics then break dancing certainly can.

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.
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