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 Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Fri 1 Mar 22:55

Crackers believes cows are decidedly bovine.

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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Fri 1 Mar 23:04

I've herd that.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Fri 1 Mar 23:06

They emit a lot of gas I heard 🐮



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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: AlfonzoBonzo  
Date:   Fri 1 Mar 23:50

Pat on the back for you

Show us yer....
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 00:00

This is all very amoosing 😂



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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 00:25

The most udder bull I heifer herd.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 08:44

I wonder how Fais" calf injury is coming on.



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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 09:17

The injury stalled him but he'll soon be back fighting for the jersey.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: JTH123  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 12:04

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onandupthepars, Sat 2 Mar 09:17

The injury stalled him but he'll soon be back fighting for the jersey.


Aye. Lets hope so. The cream always rises to the top.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 13:07

Jings that was a bit cheesy. Defo milking it now.

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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 14:40

Grandson: "Why can't I play This Little Piggie Went to Market with the calfs grandad" ?

Grandad: "Because they lactose lad"!

Ok i'll get ma coat.



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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: richie5401  
Date:   Sat 2 Mar 15:00

3 cows standing in a field,which one is on it's holidays?

The one with the wee calf.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: MDCCCLXXXV  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 10:22

A herd of cows ate all my weed..

The steaks have never been so high

East End Park is a symbol of all that is DAFC.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 13:13

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MDCCCLXXXV, Mon 4 Mar 10:22

A herd of cows ate all my weed..

The steaks have never been so high


Winner 🤣🤣🤣

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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 20:32

What's the difference between weeds and cows?

Weeds grow high - cows low.
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 21:13

😜

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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 21:37

Why do cows eat grass?

Because they haven't got any Rizlas.


Why did the bull eat the grass?

So it wouldn't get made into joints.



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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 21:57

What idiot started this thread?

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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 21:59

A bird. A bullfinch?
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 Re: Crackers on Cows.
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Mon 4 Mar 22:02

See if we can surpass the FEB thread. Only about 100,000 posts to go!



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