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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Fri 1 Mar 22:55
Crackers believes cows are decidedly bovine.
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Topic Originator: sadindiefreak
Date: Fri 1 Mar 23:04
I've herd that.
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Topic Originator: widtink
Date: Fri 1 Mar 23:06
They emit a lot of gas I heard 🐮
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Topic Originator: AlfonzoBonzo
Date: Fri 1 Mar 23:50
Pat on the back for you
Show us yer.... 
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Topic Originator: widtink
Date: Sat 2 Mar 00:00
This is all very amoosing 😂
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Sat 2 Mar 00:25
The most udder bull I heifer herd.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Sat 2 Mar 08:44
I wonder how Fais" calf injury is coming on.
Post Edited (Sat 02 Mar 08:44)
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Sat 2 Mar 09:17
The injury stalled him but he'll soon be back fighting for the jersey.
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Topic Originator: JTH123
Date: Sat 2 Mar 12:04
Quote:
onandupthepars, Sat 2 Mar 09:17
The injury stalled him but he'll soon be back fighting for the jersey.
Aye. Lets hope so. The cream always rises to the top.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Sat 2 Mar 13:07
Jings that was a bit cheesy. Defo milking it now.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Sat 2 Mar 14:40
Grandson: "Why can't I play This Little Piggie Went to Market with the calfs grandad" ?
Grandad: "Because they lactose lad"!
Ok i'll get ma coat.
Post Edited (Sat 02 Mar 14:40)
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Topic Originator: richie5401
Date: Sat 2 Mar 15:00
3 cows standing in a field,which one is on it's holidays?
The one with the wee calf.
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Topic Originator: MDCCCLXXXV
Date: Mon 4 Mar 10:22
A herd of cows ate all my weed..
The steaks have never been so high
 East End Park is a symbol of all that is DAFC.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 4 Mar 13:13
Quote:
MDCCCLXXXV, Mon 4 Mar 10:22
A herd of cows ate all my weed..
The steaks have never been so high
Winner 🤣🤣🤣
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Mon 4 Mar 20:32
What's the difference between weeds and cows?
Weeds grow high - cows low.
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 4 Mar 21:13
😜
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Mon 4 Mar 21:37
Why do cows eat grass?
Because they haven't got any Rizlas.
Why did the bull eat the grass?
So it wouldn't get made into joints.
Post Edited (Mon 04 Mar 21:55)
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 4 Mar 21:57
What idiot started this thread?
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Mon 4 Mar 21:59
A bird. A bullfinch?
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Mon 4 Mar 22:02
See if we can surpass the FEB thread. Only about 100,000 posts to go!
Post Edited (Mon 04 Mar 22:03)
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