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 Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Thu 5 Aug 17:07

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-58090890
The situation, is that apparently a large marine mammal has staked a claim in the waters off Bournemouth. And it`s going to continue to feed there as long as there is food in the water.

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: JTH123  
Date:   Thu 5 Aug 18:12

They're gonna need a bigger boat...
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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Thu 5 Aug 18:16

Bournemouth is a summer town. It needs summer pounds. If people can`t swim off the beaches there then they will gladly go to Brighton, Kingsand, Lantic Bay.
It`s all psychological. You yell `large marine mammal` and people go `huh what?`. You yell shark and we`ve got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July.

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 5 Aug 19:11

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water :)

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: Big T Par  
Date:   Thu 5 Aug 21:12

Spent the day at the Durdel Door yesterday, not that far from Bournemouth, I think. Fantastic place when you get the weather.



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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 11:53

All it needs is the local civic leader to announce that it`s safe to swim - then lead by example by being the first into the water.........just like mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) in "Jaws".

Didn`t he ?

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 12:04

That was a great film vee

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 12:18

Difficult to forget first time we saw it - real scary !!!

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: PARSpars  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 12:27

Quote:

JTH123, Thu 5 Aug 18:12

They're gonna need a bigger boat...


lmfao
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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: JTH123  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 13:24

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PARS207, Fri 6 Aug 12:27

Quote:

JTH123, Thu 5 Aug 18:12

They're gonna need a bigger boat...


lmfao


At least someone got it!
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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 17:05

Oh I got it I just wasn`t going to acknowledge it. Quoting Jaws is one of the lowest forms of wit.

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 17:24

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The One Who Knocks, Fri 6 Aug 17:05

Oh I got it I just wasn`t going to acknowledge it. Quoting Jaws is one of the lowest forms of wit.


Smile you son of a ....
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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: The One Who Knocks  
Date:   Fri 6 Aug 18:23

It`s actually the local fishermen I feel sorry for. When you got a £5000 net, you got £2000 dollars worth of fish in it. And along comes Mr. Whitey and by the time he`s finished with that net, it looks like a kiddy`s scissor class has cut it up for a paper doll!

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: kozmasrightfoot  
Date:   Fri 13 Aug 17:49

They`re gonna need a bigger b.......... Oh, somebody got there first.

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 Re: Panic on Bournemouth beach!
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sat 14 Aug 09:44

Back home we got a taxidermy man, .. he`s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!

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