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 Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Fri 29 Apr 15:53

Don`t mess with the tax man!
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Fri 29 Apr 22:58

Hope he likes porridge 🥣
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sat 30 Apr 17:31

Serves him right

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: twin par  
Date:   Sun 1 May 22:30

It`s a racket.
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Sun 1 May 23:47

That`s what happens when you get caught with an ace up your sleeve
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Mon 2 May 08:30

yes it was a bit back handed

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: parsfan  
Date:   Mon 2 May 08:33

Not his best court result.

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Mon 2 May 18:06

Was he trying for Advantage

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 2 May 21:57

Pity he didn`t think of the consequences be-forehand.
He`s certain to get a volley of abuse from his fans now

Hopefully he has learned to be straight with his net gains or he might find himself getting lobbed back inside again in the future.

Of couse he will get a good return on the inevitable book which his fans will love. They will be game to buy it and set him up to match his previous lifestyle.

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 3 May 14:02

Let the boy alone min it wisnae his fault

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Tue 3 May 15:16

I think it was his double fault that got him into bother
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Tue 3 May 17:09

Needs an Ace lawyer to get him OUT!
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 3 May 19:16

Did he see it as a challenge ? or will the Judge grant a review ?

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: LochgellyAlbert  
Date:   Tue 3 May 20:37

A tie breaker?
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Tue 3 May 22:02

They`ve jailed the wrong Boris.

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Wed 4 May 14:04

Quote:

onandupthepars, Tue 03 May 22:02

They`ve jailed the wrong Boris.


Don’t you know Boris the Untidy has never faulted in his life……..allegedly.
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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Wed 4 May 19:20

Correct Vee but he has caused a raquet lately

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Thu 5 May 08:10

`Wrong Boris` writes the rules of `tennis`...

number one:

(That`s me!) `I am above the rules.`

Rule number two:

`When a line judge calls me out, the line judge and Hawkeye are always wrong, I am right.`

Rule number three:

`No matter if I double fault, triple fault or whatever indefinitely, I shall be `let` every time.`

Rule number four:

`I don`t give a high toss!`

(`BTW, my pockets are not full of tennis balls, they`re the umpires and my mesmerised supporters.`)



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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 5 May 09:08

Ach he`s just highly strung oautp

Or should be :-))



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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: wee eck  
Date:   Thu 5 May 17:53

He`s now in danger of being deported apparently.

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: d3monstrate  
Date:   Thu 5 May 22:17

After he declared himself bankrupt, he shouldve changed his name to Doris Decker, keep a low profile for a few years until it all blew over, then come back claiming to be the same person with the same history. Couldve got to a majors final by now rather than being banged up...

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Thu 5 May 22:20

Can they do BOGOF: two Boris deportations for the price of one?

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 Re: Boris Becker Banged Up
Topic Originator: kozmasrightfoot  
Date:   Sun 15 May 02:59

I wonder if he thinks it`s ace getting bummed in the shower.

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