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Topic Originator: ipswichpar
Date: Fri 29 Apr 15:53
Don`t mess with the tax man!
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Fri 29 Apr 22:58
Hope he likes porridge 🥣
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Sat 30 Apr 17:31
Serves him right
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: twin par
Date: Sun 1 May 22:30
It`s a racket.
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Topic Originator: red-star-par
Date: Sun 1 May 23:47
That`s what happens when you get caught with an ace up your sleeve
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Mon 2 May 08:30
yes it was a bit back handed
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: parsfan
Date: Mon 2 May 08:33
Not his best court result.
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The universe is ruled by chance and indifference
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Mon 2 May 18:06
Was he trying for Advantage
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Mon 2 May 21:57
Pity he didn`t think of the consequences be-forehand.
He`s certain to get a volley of abuse from his fans now
Hopefully he has learned to be straight with his net gains or he might find himself getting lobbed back inside again in the future.
Of couse he will get a good return on the inevitable book which his fans will love. They will be game to buy it and set him up to match his previous lifestyle.
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Tue 3 May 14:02
Let the boy alone min it wisnae his fault
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: parsmad68
Date: Tue 3 May 15:16
I think it was his double fault that got him into bother
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Topic Originator: red-star-par
Date: Tue 3 May 17:09
Needs an Ace lawyer to get him OUT!
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Tue 3 May 19:16
Did he see it as a challenge ? or will the Judge grant a review ?
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Tue 3 May 22:02
They`ve jailed the wrong Boris.
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Wed 4 May 14:04
Quote:
onandupthepars, Tue 03 May 22:02
They`ve jailed the wrong Boris.
Don’t you know Boris the Untidy has never faulted in his life……..allegedly.
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Wed 4 May 19:20
Correct Vee but he has caused a raquet lately
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Thu 5 May 08:10
`Wrong Boris` writes the rules of `tennis`...
number one:
(That`s me!) `I am above the rules.`
Rule number two:
`When a line judge calls me out, the line judge and Hawkeye are always wrong, I am right.`
Rule number three:
`No matter if I double fault, triple fault or whatever indefinitely, I shall be `let` every time.`
Rule number four:
`I don`t give a high toss!`
(`BTW, my pockets are not full of tennis balls, they`re the umpires and my mesmerised supporters.`)
Post Edited (Thu 05 May 22:37)
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 5 May 09:08
Ach he`s just highly strung oautp
Or should be :-))
Post Edited (Thu 05 May 09:09)
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Topic Originator: wee eck
Date: Thu 5 May 17:53
He`s now in danger of being deported apparently.
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Topic Originator: d3monstrate
Date: Thu 5 May 22:17
After he declared himself bankrupt, he shouldve changed his name to Doris Decker, keep a low profile for a few years until it all blew over, then come back claiming to be the same person with the same history. Couldve got to a majors final by now rather than being banged up...
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Thu 5 May 22:20
Can they do BOGOF: two Boris deportations for the price of one?
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Topic Originator: kozmasrightfoot
Date: Sun 15 May 02:59
I wonder if he thinks it`s ace getting bummed in the shower.
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