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Topic Originator: OzPar
Date: Tue 13 Jun 13:09
I asked ChatGPT if William McGonagall was alive today, what would he write about the Brexit disaster? Here is the reply...
Oh, Brexit! A tale of turmoil and woe,
A saga of chaos that continues to grow.
With bumbling politicians and deals so unclear,
A disaster unfolding, causing many to fear.
The land once united, now deeply divided,
As the consequences of Brexit are widely cited.
With negotiations that seemed never to end,
Leaving many wondering, "What will it portend?"
Oh, the promises made, so grand and so bold,
Yet the reality leaves a bitter taste to behold.
The intricacies of trade deals and borders to mend,
Leaving uncertainty and frustrations to send.
The Remainers lament, their hopes now dashed,
While the Leavers cheer, their victory unabashed.
But amidst the chaos, confusion, and strife,
The consequences are felt in everyday life.
Industries impacted, economies strained,
As the effects of Brexit are unrestrained.
From fishing to finance, the repercussions abound,
A web of complexities that still confound.
But alas, dear reader, the Brexit disaster,
Is a topic so grave, it`s hard to master.
So, let us reflect, learn, and find our way,
And hope for a brighter, more unified day.
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Topic Originator: OzPar
Date: Tue 13 Jun 13:18
And Rabbie Burns might have penned this...
Och, Brexit! A tale of woe and strife,
Where dreams of unity now clash in life.
A nation divided, its people torn apart,
As politicians debate with cunning art.
Amidst the chaos, what fate awaits,
The land of Britain, with its uncertain dates?
Questions abound, with answers scarce and few,
As Brexit`s consequences come into view.
From London`s halls to Scotland`s hills,
The voices rise, expressing their wills.
In dialects diverse, they make their plea,
For understanding, and a future that`s free.
The European ties, once held so dear,
Now frayed and strained, causing doubt and fear.
Trade deals and borders, customs to align,
As Brexit`s storm leaves many in a bind.
But let us not forget our shared humanity,
Amidst the politics and grand calamity.
For in this hour of turmoil and distress,
Compassion and unity can truly bless.
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Topic Originator: OzPar
Date: Tue 13 Jun 13:25
And finally, the comic genius that was Spike Milligan...
Brexit, oh what a mess, what a fright,
A comic opera playing day and night.
Politicians dancing, trying to steer,
Through the quagmire of uncertainty and fear.
Brexiteers shout, "We want to be free!",
While Remainers cry, "This can`t be the key!"
Amidst the chaos, a nation divided,
With negotiations that seem one-sided.
The Irish border conundrum, a tricky game,
Customs unions, trade deals, all in the aim,
To find a solution that satisfies all,
But alas, it feels like watching a pratfall.
Bureaucrats in Brussels, politicians in London,
The drama unfolds, like a sitcom in the sun.
Deal or no deal, the suspense keeps growing,
While citizens scratch their heads, not knowing.
So, let us take a moment to smile,
Amidst the Brexit woes that stretch for miles.
For in laughter, we find a moment`s respite,
A reminder that things will eventually set right.
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Topic Originator: jake89
Date: Tue 13 Jun 16:45
Amazing that not one of them was positive.
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Topic Originator: parsfan
Date: Tue 13 Jun 17:33
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jake89, Tue 13 Jun 16:45
Amazing that not one of them was positive.
I read it as "Brexit disaster" as the input, so no surprise.
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Topic Originator: OzPar
Date: Tue 13 Jun 20:41
Yes, I guess I took inspiration from McGonagall`s "The Tay Bridge Disaster" when forming the question to ChatGPT.
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