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 How daft is this?
Topic Originator: GG Riva  
Date:   Wed 15 May 16:15

We all have to eat and many of us regularly visit our local supermarkets. To alleviate the boredom, I often look for anything vaguely amusing or just plain silly. This one must be in the running for the star prize this week;

A jar of pitted green olives costs 20p more than a jar of pimiento stuffed olives of the same weight. How`s that then? 🤪😜🤪



Not your average Sunday League player.


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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Wed 15 May 17:10

Popeye will no’ be happy either way

”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019”
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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Wed 15 May 17:41

LOL !! buffy

We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: Parboiled  
Date:   Thu 16 May 07:31

I would have choked on my spinach if I saw that last night Buffy.

Though doubt if it was baby leaf ready washed stab the bag and shove it in the microwave for three miinutes back in Popeye’s day!

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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Thu 16 May 11:15

Not as daft as this...

Driving to the airport there was a sign on a gantry saying, "Are your eyes fit for driving?"

So, who is that intended for?
I could read it, so not me, I guess.

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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: aaaaaaaaaargh  
Date:   Fri 17 May 09:51

I have never seen that sign, but there is one that says "Are your eggs four foot dingos?". I still don`t know what it means.

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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: Wotsit  
Date:   Fri 17 May 13:50

My favourite was "no throwing stones at this sign"


"Who you are and what you feel comes not just from inside you, but from where you are in the power structure"
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 Re: How daft is this?
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sat 18 May 21:03

One of my previous pastors was hiking in Kentucky. He came across a fenced off area with a sign saying, "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the highest degree of the law."

Signed

The Sisters of Mercy.

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