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 Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: kelty_par  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 11:37

Or JET as he`s known. Former Aberdeen and Livingston striker (after a promising early career that never took of), he signed for Morton in the summer. Don`t think he`ll be facing us next time we play though... Oops!

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: DA-go Par Adonis  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:08

Are you saying that he`ll be too stoned to move?

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: Jeffery  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:21

He`s completely immobile, maybe this explains it!
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: Angus_W  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:33

....Heard he was carrying a few extra pounds.

“.........it ain’t over till the Pars score!”
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 13:28

Moves to the top of my "most stupid former neighbour" list.
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: 1985Par  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:11

Is JET good in the air or better on the wing?

Seriously however, reliably informed that he is (was) exceptionally lazy.

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: Jeffery  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:30

Getting Quincy Promes vibes about this one. Madness
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: ipswichpar  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:41

Quote:

1985Par, Thu 19 Sept 14:11

Is JET good in the air or better on the wing?

Seriously however, reliably informed that he is (was) exceptionally lazy.


This may explain why he seemed quite so relaxed.

I`m really hoping he claims it`s for personal use.
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: kozmasrightfoot  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:16

Madness to think you could get away with smuggling a suitcase full of weed lol. Surely they would have been better off trying to jam it all up their poop shoots? That`s his football career over if found guilty. Numpty.

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: evo!  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:36

Morton`s attack is looking pretty blunt now

BEAST!
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: parathletic  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:44

Sounds like he is going to deny everything and blame his Mrs. A joint effort by the sounds of it.
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: Swifty  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:44

Morton if he is found guilty will jettison him lol

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: parathletic  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 17:24

Putting the green into Greenock and turning Cappielow to Cappiehigh.
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 17:33

He heard the Cappielow groundsman was on the lookout for a new supplier of grass !!!
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 18:01

Need to weed out these bad influences in the dressing room. I wonder who grassed him in.
Was it a low-life roach or a decent conscientious colleague.

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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 19:14

Morton fan told me he was flying.
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 Re: Jay-Emannuel Thomas
Topic Originator: kparsfan  
Date:   Thu 19 Sep 20:54

Has been sacked by Morton.
Two women were stopped when they arrived in Stansted from Bangkok. 60kg of cannabis split between suitcases. One of the women is believed to be the partner Of Jay-Emannuel Thomas.

Proud To Be A Par!!

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