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			| Topic Originator: kelty_par Date:   Thu 19 Sep 11:37
 
 Or JET as he`s known. Former Aberdeen and Livingston striker (after a promising early career that never took of), he signed for Morton in the summer. Don`t think he`ll be facing us next time we play though... Oops!
 
 
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			| Topic Originator: DA-go Par Adonis Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:08
 
 Are you saying that he`ll be too stoned to move?
 
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 Equal rights and justice in this time
 
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			| Topic Originator: Jeffery Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:21
 
 He`s completely immobile, maybe this explains it!
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			| Topic Originator: Angus_W Date:   Thu 19 Sep 12:33
 
 ....Heard he was carrying a few extra pounds.
 
 ‘Hello my name is Jefferson - I’m happy to be here let’s go!’
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			| Topic Originator: ipswichpar Date:   Thu 19 Sep 13:28
 
 Moves to the top of my "most stupid former neighbour" list.
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			| Topic Originator: 1985Par Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:11
 
 Is JET good in the air or better on the wing?
 
 Seriously however, reliably informed that he is (was) exceptionally lazy.
 
 
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			| Topic Originator: Jeffery Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:30
 
 Getting Quincy Promes vibes about this one. Madness
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			| Topic Originator: ipswichpar Date:   Thu 19 Sep 14:41
 
 
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 1985Par, Thu 19 Sept 14:11
 
 Is JET good in the air or better on the wing?
 
 Seriously however, reliably informed that he is (was) exceptionally lazy.
 
 This may explain why he seemed quite so relaxed.
 
 I`m really hoping he claims it`s for personal use.
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			| Topic Originator: kozmasrightfoot Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:16
 
 Madness to think you could get away with smuggling a suitcase full of weed lol. Surely they would have been better off trying to jam it all up their poop shoots? That`s his football career over if found guilty. Numpty.
 
 Pars fan.
 Magpies fan.
 Mens tennis fan.
 Alternative rock fan.
 Not a fan of much else.
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			| Topic Originator: evo! Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:36
 
 Morton`s attack is looking pretty blunt now
 
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			| Topic Originator: parathletic Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:44
 
 Sounds like he is going to deny everything and blame his Mrs. A joint effort by the sounds of it.
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			| Topic Originator: Swifty Date:   Thu 19 Sep 16:44
 
 Morton if he is found guilty will jettison him lol
 
 
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			| Topic Originator: parathletic Date:   Thu 19 Sep 17:24
 
 Putting the green into Greenock and turning Cappielow to Cappiehigh.
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			| Topic Originator: veteraneastender Date:   Thu 19 Sep 17:33
 
 He heard the Cappielow groundsman was on the lookout for a new supplier of grass !!!
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			| Topic Originator: PARrot Date:   Thu 19 Sep 18:01
 
 Need to weed out these bad influences in the dressing room. I wonder who grassed him in.
 Was it a low-life roach or a decent conscientious colleague.
 
 
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			| Topic Originator: parsmad68 Date:   Thu 19 Sep 19:14
 
 Morton fan told me he was flying.
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			| Topic Originator: kparsfan Date:   Thu 19 Sep 20:54
 
 Has been sacked by Morton.
 Two women were stopped when they arrived in Stansted from Bangkok. 60kg of cannabis split between suitcases. One of the women is believed to be the partner Of Jay-Emannuel Thomas.
 
 
  Proud To Be A Par!! 
 
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			| Topic Originator: Alter Ego   Date:   Thu 19 Sep 21:52
 
 
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