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 Chris Kane
Topic Originator: CitizenPar  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 10:19

He may not be the top scorer in the league, but is Chris Kane the best all round striker/centre forward in the Championship? He`s the type of player St Johnstone could do with now. Their loss is very much our gain!

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 10:52

Yeah but the fitness issue still needs addressed for next season, we need quality up front that can play a few games in a row imo.

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: king lad  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 10:58

Brian Graham for me is still the best finisher in this division, but in terms of all round play it`s probably between Kane, Oakley and Shaw. Hopefully we stay up for next season and can reinforce the striker position with a couple of quality options so we aren`t so reliant on him being the only goalscorer at the club
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: parathletic  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 11:07

Kane has been vital for us especially with very limited service at times. It would be great if he could get a trouble free pre-season and he will get even more goals next season when hopefully we will be playing on the front foot a bit more. We still need to be chipping in with more from other areas.

McKenzie Kirk seems to be doing well in a struggling team at St Johnstone. He has 7 PL goals already this season(Kane`s best in his 10+ seasons was 5) I haven`t seen much of him but I thought he was worth a look when he was banging in the goals in the Lowland League.He was written off on here for the level he was playing at. It shows talent can be found at the lower levels?
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Higgys Mohawk  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 11:08

The relief when you see his name on the team sheet. Every week I scroll past every name looking for him.

Lennon summed it up when he described him as talismanic.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: neilholland999  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 11:43

Clear contender for POTY in my opinion, even if he does have injury problems.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: cammypar 1995  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 11:43

Kane is important to us as it drastically improves our chances of winning as he is our only goal threat. If we can`t get any more games out of him next season we definitely need to address that in the summer.

c'mon the pars
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Jeffery  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 12:18

Copilot (so likely inaccurate) had this to say on us with and without Kane...

Dunfermline currently has 33 points in the Championship, so let`s correct the breakdown properly.

- With Chris Kane: Dunfermline has played 25 matches, earning 27 points.
- Without Chris Kane: In the 8 matches without him, Dunfermline has picked up 6 points.

This should now align correctly with their total points this season. Kane has undoubtedly played a vital role, but it`s clear the team has struggled overall, whether he`s in the lineup or not.


So 1.08 PPG with, and 0.75 PPG without.

Without him across the season we`d be bottom.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: buffy  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 14:00

Surely with him being the type of player to get free kicks etc then his injuries are consistent with him going to ground? Ie if he is always sliding etc. Unless he’s injury prone for other reasons?

”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019”
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: wee eck  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 14:15

His `injury proneness` seems to relate to an issue with his calves but, inevitably, every injury he suffers seems to be attributed to his `injury proneness`. As you say, buffy, a physical player like him is always going to get knocks and bruises.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: AveragePar  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 14:55

The way he races across the defenders to press it’s no wonder he struggles with calf issues. One of the hardest workers in our squad. Lennon will work him hard to stay fit if he stays past the summer. Definite keep
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Athletico  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 15:23

It was no secret that Kane would not play every game when we signed him, he needs to be carefully managed.
However he is the best striker in the division, no doubt about it. If he was at Ayr, Falkirk or Livi he would be miles ahead in the scoring charts

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: neils  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 16:27

He`s undoubtedly the best all round striker in the Championship.

If he didn`t have persistent long term injury problems he is an established top flight striker comfortably.

This is the reason he is playing for us, we are lucky to have him, and, yes he has to be carefully managed, if we get 25+ games a season it`s a bonus.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Berry  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 16:32

I’d keep him off the training pitch to be honest, he’s that important for the run in.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: cammypar 1995  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 17:56

Quote:

Athletico, Sun 13 Apr 15:23

It was no secret that Kane would not play every game when we signed him, he needs to be carefully managed.
However he is the best striker in the division, no doubt about it. If he was at Ayr, Falkirk or Livi he would be miles ahead in the scoring charts


That`s exactly why he isn`t at Ayr, Falkirk or livi as he misses too many games. We have him signed for next year I believe but we definitely need to have a striker to play either alongside him or as a replacement that can chip in with more goals as when kane doesn`t play we don`t look like a team that will score goals. We have only scored 5 goals when he hasn`t played.

c'mon the pars
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Raymie the Legend  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 18:09

It would be interesting to know what is the nature of these calf problems?




It`s bloody tough being a legend
Ron Atkinson - 1983
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Ahoy!Ahoy!  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 18:09

Next year we’ll have Connor Young and Chris Kane, Wighton is out of contract and will be gone. Sutherland could do with a full season out on loan.

I’d like to see us bring in a couple of strikers who have championship experience, Wilson at Airdrie knows where the goals are as does Oli Shaw at Hamilton.

We need 3 or 4 quality strikers at the club whereas at the moment we have just Kane.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 18:11

Quote:

Raymie the Legend, Sun 13 Apr 18:09

It would be interesting to know what is the nature of these calf problems?


A wee visit to a bovine specialist might reVEAL the answer.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 18:30

Or maybe a wee calf to recover

We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 21:56

Quote:

PARrot, Sun 13 Apr 18:11

Quote:

Raymie the Legend, Sun 13 Apr 18:09

It would be interesting to know what is the nature of these calf problems?


A wee visit to a bovine specialist might reVEAL the answer.


Right, that`s enough of that. . .time for bed as it`s pasture bedtime !
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: wee eck  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 22:05

This thread`s hit a new low...
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 22:24

Quote:

wee eck, Sun 13 Apr 22:05

This thread`s hit a new low...


The standard of recent posts has been udderly depressing at times
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: parathletic  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 22:27

Quote:

red-star-par, Sun 13 Apr 22:24

Quote:

wee eck, Sun 13 Apr 22:05

This thread`s hit a new low...


The standard of recent posts has been udderly depressing at times


Stop being a jerky. Man, ure aware you could have skimmed over it?
That`s all I`m saying on the matter, good bison.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 22:42

Is there anything on COWS?

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Sun 13 Apr 22:43

Quote:

wee eck, Sun 13 Apr 22:05

This thread`s hit a new low...


You`ve not herd anything yet !
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Ahoy!Ahoy!  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 06:43

Whatever his calf problems are we need to keep him fit for Saturdays until the end of the season with so much at steak.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: usurpar  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 08:46

Imagine how much better it would if his calf wasn’t restricting his moovement

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 09:22

Can this not be moved to an udder thread.

Chris has done really well so should get a pat on his head.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: SeasonedPar  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 12:18

Well done guys. Quite a tail…. Gave me a huge belly laugh!
😂😂😂

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 12:20

Brilliant stuff. Had a good wee chuckle.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 12:48

Some other posters might be wondering if this is why the other strikers couldn`t hit a coo`s erse with a banjo
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Indiapar1  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 14:18

Too much dairy in his diet

G Wardrope
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Higgys Mohawk  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 18:59

Needless to say he is the cattle-ist for our good performances!
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 19:27

His final words will be "Rosebud".
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Buster_Brown  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 19:29

Some people are just milking it
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Ahoy!Ahoy!  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 19:32

Let him rest up, play on Saturdays and keep us up. He can then have a nice rest over the summer. A wee trip to Moo Zealand would be good for his recovery.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: fcda  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 19:55

Definitely plays for the Jersey.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 20:39

Quote:

fcda, Mon 14 Apr 19:55

Definitely plays for the Jersey.


You butter believe it
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: parsmad68  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 20:50

Enough! OMG! Enough!

Sorry guys, I don’t know what just came over me. Just MOOdy I think….
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: AdamAntsParsStripe  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 20:56

Pat on the head for whoever started this.

Zwei Pints Bier und ein Päckchen Chips bitte
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Raymie the Legend  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 21:01

I’ve herd it all now.




It`s bloody tough being a legend
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Ahoy!Ahoy!  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 21:20

I think Kane’s going to be fine, just seen him picking up his medicine at the Farmacy.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: neilholland999  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 22:02

Kane`s not the type of player to lie down when it rains!
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: MikeyLeonard  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 22:13

Wow. . .what an amoosing thread.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Buster_Brown  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 22:41

Quote:

MikeyLeonard, Mon 14 Apr 22:13

Wow. . .what an amoosing thread.


Everyone should have a pat on the back
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Wotsit  
Date:   Mon 14 Apr 23:09

Cud you lot not find some udder whey to amoos yourselves?

Although it has to be said that Kane is out standing in his field.

The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.
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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 15 Apr 01:02

Well the gaffer knows the steaks are high so he will tolerate no beefing from the rest of the squad. Kane rests through the week and steers us to victory at the weekend.



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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Ahoy!Ahoy!  
Date:   Tue 15 Apr 06:54

Kane is outstanding in his field.

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 Re: Chris Kane
Topic Originator: Dandy Warhol  
Date:   Tue 15 Apr 07:05

He`ll be fine as long as there`s no Fresian up of the old muscles.

I don`t wanna go down like disco.
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