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 I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 17:05

60 minute video chat £100 paid.

Does anyone know someone?

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Wotsit  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 17:10

That`s a unique fetish

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 18:39

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Wotsit, Wed 18 Nov 17:10

That`s a unique fetish


Yeah, how do you like your meat processed?
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: LochgellyAlbert  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 21:47

You'll need to raise the steaks😁
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: jake89  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 22:44

Going to be hard getting someone who can meat that criteria. I'm not sure how many would make the cut. Sounds like you'd need to be very cleaver to do that job.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: widtink  
Date:   Wed 18 Nov 22:48

^^^^^
Mince 🤣



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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 09:33

PARot`s in a stew now

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 12:50

Ok, I thought I"d have a butchers and see if there were any takers but I'm getting slaughtered so you lot are getting the chop.
No point beefing about it.
Still if any candidates want to re-veal themselves call mefor a rabbit about it.

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 17:55

Get on the dog and bone call the PARot... watch the big bill tho... fillet out the application form links... Medallions for the winner ... Lean back and enjoy :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: LochgellyAlbert  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 18:22

Stop ribbing him!
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 18:23

What an offal thread.

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 19:15

The Best :) ^^^^^^^

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 19:26

Was going to post again but kidney be bothered :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Wotsit  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 19:55

PARrot must think this thread was a veal-ey bah-d eye-deer now.

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: shrek par  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 20:27

Try phoning the buffalo farm or puddledub

Admin.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Thu 19 Nov 21:14

Had a good chuckle at this one. I have 2 possibles. If they dont work out ill try puddledub or craigluscar.
Thanks.

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Berkey  
Date:   Fri 20 Nov 21:40

I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.

I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!

Boom tsh

Just sitting here drenched in my own negativity!
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Sat 21 Nov 22:09

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Berkey, Fri 20 Nov 21:40

I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.

I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!

Boom tsh


You messed up that joke.
The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: red-star-par  
Date:   Sun 22 Nov 16:39

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Berkey, Fri 20 Nov 21:40

I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.

I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!

Boom tsh


It's a simple, well known joke and you made an offal job of telling it
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Sun 22 Nov 17:48

You made a Pigs Ear of that Berkey :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 01:14

Ref: sadindiefreak
Sat 21 Nov 22:09

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The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"


Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?



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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 04:58

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onandupthepars, Tue 24 Nov 01:14

Ref: sadindiefreak
Sat 21 Nov 22:09

Quote:

The correct line should be "that all ende after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"


Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?



Whatever floats your boat. Who am I to judge your weird fetishes?
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: PARrot  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 05:33

Whodathunk all yhis would come from a simple innocent request!

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 05:48

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PARrot, Tue 24 Nov 05:33

Whodathunk all yhis would come from a simple innocent request!


All part of gods plan. 😉
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 09:32

Maybe bit off more than you could chew PARot :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 13:16

Since when have parrots been carniverous ?

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 13:44

The great winged meat eating PARrot of darkest Fife Vee :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: sadindiefreak  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 13:56

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veteraneastender, Tue 24 Nov 13:16

Since when have parrots been carniverous ?


There is a Parrot native to New Zealand that is carnivorous. Called the Kea.

https://youtu.be/o8mQiXKKfWw
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 16:22

What an educational site !!! Cheers SIF.



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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 20:46

You must have been off school the day we got the parrot lessons Vee :)

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: onandupthepars  
Date:   Tue 24 Nov 22:29

Ref: sadindiefreak
21 Nov 22:09

Quote:

The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"


Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?


A bit of DIY cosmetic surgery? Not only saving on the surgeon`s bill
but getting something to put in his piece :)



Post Edited (Tue 24 Nov 22:33)
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Wed 25 Nov 22:21

"You must have been off school the day we got the parrot lessons Vee :)"

That must have been the time I had to take my recently purchased Norwegian Blue to the vet.

Strangely enough there had been a fella in the pet shop ahead of me ..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo

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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: Buspasspar  
Date:   Thu 26 Nov 09:17

Hahahaha Can mind of that sketch Vee
Still made me laugh !!

I have described nothing but what I saw myself, or learned from others of whom I made the most careful and particular enquiry.
Thucydides.
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 Re: I need a meat processing factory manager....
Topic Originator: veteraneastender  
Date:   Thu 26 Nov 10:17

Apparently there must have been two versions of the sketch - I clocked that on you tube. Can`t highlight links since dot.net updated.

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