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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Wed 18 Nov 17:05
60 minute video chat £100 paid.
Does anyone know someone?
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Topic Originator: Wotsit
Date: Wed 18 Nov 17:10
That`s a unique fetish
The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.
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Topic Originator: red-star-par
Date: Wed 18 Nov 18:39
Quote:
Wotsit, Wed 18 Nov 17:10
That`s a unique fetish
Yeah, how do you like your meat processed?
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Topic Originator: LochgellyAlbert
Date: Wed 18 Nov 21:47
You'll need to raise the steaks😁
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Topic Originator: jake89
Date: Wed 18 Nov 22:44
Going to be hard getting someone who can meat that criteria. I'm not sure how many would make the cut. Sounds like you'd need to be very cleaver to do that job.
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Topic Originator: widtink
Date: Wed 18 Nov 22:48
^^^^^
Mince 🤣
Admin
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 19 Nov 09:33
PARot`s in a stew now
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Thu 19 Nov 12:50
Ok, I thought I"d have a butchers and see if there were any takers but I'm getting slaughtered so you lot are getting the chop.
No point beefing about it.
Still if any candidates want to re-veal themselves call mefor a rabbit about it.
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 19 Nov 17:55
Get on the dog and bone call the PARot... watch the big bill tho... fillet out the application form links... Medallions for the winner ... Lean back and enjoy :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 19 Nov 19:15
The Best :) ^^^^^^^
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 19 Nov 19:26
Was going to post again but kidney be bothered :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: Wotsit
Date: Thu 19 Nov 19:55
PARrot must think this thread was a veal-ey bah-d eye-deer now.
The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.
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Topic Originator: shrek par
Date: Thu 19 Nov 20:27
Try phoning the buffalo farm or puddledub
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Thu 19 Nov 21:14
Had a good chuckle at this one. I have 2 possibles. If they dont work out ill try puddledub or craigluscar.
Thanks.
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Topic Originator: Berkey
Date: Fri 20 Nov 21:40
I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.
I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!
Boom tsh
The post below replying to me is by one of .nets finest champions of mediocrity!
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Topic Originator: sadindiefreak
Date: Sat 21 Nov 22:09
Quote:
Berkey, Fri 20 Nov 21:40
I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.
I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!
Boom tsh
You messed up that joke.
The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"
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Topic Originator: red-star-par
Date: Sun 22 Nov 16:39
Quote:
Berkey, Fri 20 Nov 21:40
I was a meat processing manger once but that all ended after I had an affair with a meat slicer.
I got the sack, and so so did the meat slicer!
Boom tsh
It's a simple, well known joke and you made an offal job of telling it
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Sun 22 Nov 17:48
You made a Pigs Ear of that Berkey :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Tue 24 Nov 01:14
Ref: sadindiefreak
Sat 21 Nov 22:09
Quote:
The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"
Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?
Post Edited (Tue 24 Nov 01:18)
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Topic Originator: sadindiefreak
Date: Tue 24 Nov 04:58
Quote:
onandupthepars, Tue 24 Nov 01:14
Ref: sadindiefreak
Sat 21 Nov 22:09
Quote:
The correct line should be "that all ende after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"
Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?
Whatever floats your boat. Who am I to judge your weird fetishes?
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Topic Originator: PARrot
Date: Tue 24 Nov 05:33
Whodathunk all yhis would come from a simple innocent request!
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Topic Originator: sadindiefreak
Date: Tue 24 Nov 05:48
Quote:
PARrot, Tue 24 Nov 05:33
Whodathunk all yhis would come from a simple innocent request!
All part of gods plan. 😉
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Tue 24 Nov 09:32
Maybe bit off more than you could chew PARot :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Tue 24 Nov 13:16
Since when have parrots been carniverous ?
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Tue 24 Nov 13:44
The great winged meat eating PARrot of darkest Fife Vee :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: sadindiefreak
Date: Tue 24 Nov 13:56
Quote:
veteraneastender, Tue 24 Nov 13:16
Since when have parrots been carniverous ?
There is a Parrot native to New Zealand that is carnivorous. Called the Kea.
https://youtu.be/o8mQiXKKfWw
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Tue 24 Nov 16:22
What an educational site !!! Cheers SIF.
Post Edited (Tue 24 Nov 16:23)
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Tue 24 Nov 20:46
You must have been off school the day we got the parrot lessons Vee :)
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: onandupthepars
Date: Tue 24 Nov 22:29
Ref: sadindiefreak
21 Nov 22:09
Quote:
The correct line should be "that all ended after you put your c**k in the meat slicer"
Why did he put his conk in the meat slicer?
A bit of DIY cosmetic surgery? Not only saving on the surgeon`s bill
but getting something to put in his piece :)
Post Edited (Tue 24 Nov 22:33)
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Wed 25 Nov 22:21
"You must have been off school the day we got the parrot lessons Vee :)"
That must have been the time I had to take my recently purchased Norwegian Blue to the vet.
Strangely enough there had been a fella in the pet shop ahead of me ..........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
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Topic Originator: Buspasspar
Date: Thu 26 Nov 09:17
Hahahaha Can mind of that sketch Vee
Still made me laugh !!
We are forever shaped by the Children we once were
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Topic Originator: veteraneastender
Date: Thu 26 Nov 10:17
Apparently there must have been two versions of the sketch - I clocked that on you tube. Can`t highlight links since dot.net updated.
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